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Date Posted: 18:49:30 01/13/05 Thu
Author: Kaan
Subject: Yahooooooooooooooooo

Geez........ I was getting tired of checking out and noone posting. Thanks for finally posting!!!

I really enjoy reading whatever is posted here...

Please post trivia, non-significant events,jokes, what happened today posts.... They are fun to read.

soooo....
Here in Ontario, Canada we are having very unseasonal warm temperatures.... but apparently are headed for a cold snap starting tonight.
My Hubby is in Florida golfing for a week ( Please send the rain that way... joking... make it a thunderstorm! )
My son has a hockey tourni this weekend and I get to be "One of those hockey moms"
Today was a "Bus day" ( that means the kids stay home from school and tomorrow is predicted to be another due to icy roads)
I am still trying to come to grips with the Tsunami... Unbelievable..... and am thankful for my Carribean vacation that ended on December 24th.
Happy New Year to all....
P.S. I miss the Acro years of 2000 -2001

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[> Re: Yahoooooooooo -- pattybear, 12:13:55 01/15/05 Sat [1]

Happy to see you still read and post here. Are your still playing acro and have you seen any of the old regulars around?


Patty


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[> Re: Yahooooooooooooooooo -- Kaan, 19:20:44 01/15/05 Sat [1]

Hi Patty,

I can't even remember the last time I played acro. The only ones I talk to regularly are Mr. & Mrs. Rayboo.

I play a couple games at POGO and at the MSN zone when I can find time to get online.

Keep posting... And I will keep reading.

Kathy


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[> Speaking of Hockey -- bill, 12:45:50 01/18/05 Tue [1]

Last week I surprised Patty with 2 tickets to the Norfolk Admirals vs. Philadelphia Phantom games. As she was putting on my old Ron Hextall jersey she very demurely stated, "now you realize, as a nurse, I'm not a big fan of the hockey because its too violent. In fact, the only game I ever saw was the Albany River Rats and I left early because all the fighting was very upsetting."

So, I assured her that the Phantoms were part of the Flyers organization, which was a quality hockey program that didn't have to resort to cheap thuggery and hooliganism like the Islanders and Rangers in order to win a game (hehehe). We were just called the Broad Street Bullies because we didn't let other teams push us around...

So we're sitting in the stadium full of the local Admiral fans and Patty's trying to hide the bright orange jersey under her coat asking, "Am I going to get beat up for wearing this?" to which I replied, "nah, everybody loved Hextall, besides there's an old Craig Berube and Dave Brown jersey over there, so you'll be fine." To which, she replied that they weren't very form flattering.

By the 3rd period, we'd seen a huge redneck woman get hauled out for taking a swing at a cop, and lots of miscellaneous brawls on the ice. The Phantoms were getting crushed so both teams had their goons on the ice for the final 5 minutes. Each time the puck dropped, so did the gloves. At one point, 2 huge guys began circling and everyone else backed away from them.

I'm thinking this is the point where Patty's going to say she's had enough and drag me out. Grabbing my coat I look over to see her standing in her seat, pumping her fist in the air yelling "YEAH, KICK HIS ASS!"

Two tickets to a hockey game... $36
Capturing a mental photograph of a quiet saintly woman have a moment of pure animalistic catharsis .... priceless.


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[> [> Re: Speaking of Hockey -- Femok, 16:18:46 01/18/05 Tue [1]

Yeah, patty! The Hanson Brothers would be very proud.


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[> Jokes like this? -- aljo, 06:40:33 01/21/05 Fri [1]

Four guys were sitting in a bar drinking and one says, "Do you guys ever wonder what the very fastest thing ever is?"
Another guy says, "Whaddaya mean, fastest thing?"
So the guy says, "Well... I think thinkin' is the fastest thing... you put your finger in a flame and it takes no time at all before your brain is telling your body to take it out and yell 'ouch!' So I think it's thinkin'."
So the second guy says, "I think blinkin' is the fastest thing... you blink your eyes and you don't even know you've done it... your eyes close, but it's so fast that when you open them again, nothing has changed at all, so I think it's blinkin'."
The third guy chimes in and says, "I think it's light... you flip the lightswitch and immediately the light is on; flick it again and immediately the light is off... I think the fastest thing is light."
The fourth guy then says, "I think the fastest thing is the Mexican diarrhea."
The others all look at him as though he's crazy and say, "WHAT?!?"
He says, "Now hear me out... last night I went down to Mexico and I went into a saloon and drank a few beers... then on my way home, I stopped at a little cantina and had a bowl of the most delicious Mexican chili... then when I got home and got in bed, I felt my belly begin to rumble... and then... before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, the whole bed was full of diarrhea!"

or this??

A redneck woman and a debutante were both in the same grocery store.
The redneck woman was picking through the potatoes when she picked out two and began feeling them, tossing them in the air, squeezing them... just manhandling the two potatoes.
The debutante watches her for a bit and then walks over and says, "Excuse me, ma'am, I just can't help asking what on earth you are doing with those potatoes."
The redneck woman answers, "Well, I found these potatoes here in the pile and they remind me exactly of my husband's testicles."
The debutante gasps and says, "They're THAT big??"
And the redneck woman replies, "No.... that DIRTY."


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[> [> and one more thing... -- aljo, 07:06:54 01/21/05 Fri [1]

You know how we periodically see those recycled stories about the dumbest criminals?
In today's newpaper (the local rag where I live) there is a story about a fellow who just may fit into that category...
A fellow went into a store with some buddies and hung around in the coat section. Eventually, he put on a Columbia jacket and left his own jacket on the floor, and he left the store...
so far, so good, right?
Well... the clerks reviewed the surveillance tape and saw the guy leaving the store wearing the jacket, so turned the tape over to the police. One of the officers recognized the guy on the tape, and then, when checking out the old coat the guy left on the floor, found his picture ID in the pocket... DUH!!
So with his identity pretty much known with some solid evidence, the police discover that the guy is scheduled for a court appearance on unrelated charges, so they go to meet him at the courthouse, and there he is with a female friend who is wearing the jacket.

I think that's hilarious! I'm still laughing about it.


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