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Date Posted: 00:27:35 02/06/05 Sun
Author: Femok
Subject: And now, a bad joke

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, 'Is God male or female?'

After thinking a moment his mother responds, 'Well, God is both male and female.'

This confuses the little boy so he asks, 'Is God black or white?'

'Well, God is both black and white.'

This further confuses the little boy so he asks, 'Is God gay or straight?'

At this the mother is getting concerned but answers anyway, 'Honey, God is both gay and straight.'

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, 'Is God Michael Jackson?'

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[> hahahahahaha! -- pattybear, 16:29:07 02/06/05 Sun [1]

Good one! We both got a good giggle out of that one!


Patty


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