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Date Posted: 05:42:39 02/12/01 Mon
Author: The Jokester
Subject: blonde jokes

Couldn't think of anything meaninful to write but I wanted to keep the forum going so you get this instead:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts"how can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and came upon a set oftracks.

One blonde said that they were deer tracks. The other blonde said that they were moose tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang-but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear,"

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

The jerk called back!"
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A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.

Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her blonde roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first"

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