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Date Posted: 17:21:56 02/12/01 Mon
Author: The Jokester
Subject: Penis joke

Dear Management: >
> I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:>
> I do physical labor. > I work at great depths.
> I plunge head first into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
> I work in a damp environment don't get paid overtime.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures. > My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> > > Dear Penis, >
> After assessing your request and considering the arguments you haveraised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: >
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearingthe
> correct protective clothing. > You'll retire well before reaching 65.
> You're unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
> day's work.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering andleaving
> the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. > > Sincerely,
> The Management

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