| Subject: A Monstrous Mismatch |
Author:
Ted Yahraus
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Date Posted: 12:24:20 02/20/02 Wed
Author Host/IP: host68.indylighting.com/65.192.173.68
It seemed oh so innocent, inviting, you see...
That ad in "The Classified", promising true love for me!
Peeking through keyholes of my romance-starved mind,
Visions of a sexy princess, hearts and kisses to find!
Shivering all over, the wine of her image caused rushing to phone,
In less than a twinkle, as Romeo to Juliet, NO MORE ALONE!
As the week crawled on by, toward my goddess' revealing,
Awake every night, I taste a mental-morsel, so appealing!
Came that evening, afloat in chocolate and roses,
Propelled headlong... clueless of what escape-to-fantasy poses.
With the UNIVERSE at stake, her doorbell did tinkle,
What greeted my love-suckered eyes was a truly new wrinkle!
My crimson face, beholding a scene gone oh so wrong,
For in my princess' place stood a cousin of King Kong!!
The depth of my shaking pierced through to my BVD's,
Loud knocking burst forth from the area of my knees!
My chocolate and roses, and my sorry frame,
Were snatched to the breast of one colossal, giggling dame!
Dragged into her lair, to meet mom and dad...
I squirmed and I kicked -- I knew I was HAD!!
Let all of humanity envision the close of that scene,
Raw details are missing, I must keep it clean!
A parcel was sent to that newspaper to avenge,
Chock full of manure, the price of SWEET REVENGE!!
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