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Date Posted: 08:30:15 03/12/02 Tue
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Handlebar Pete
There once was a fellow who lived out west
who wore a Stetson hat and a leather vest
There were faded levis on his lean, tall frame
every person in town knew him by name
At birth, his mother had named him Peter
never saw a woman who was any sweeter
He wore large jangling spurs upon his feet
everyone called him Handlebar Pete
He packed a large six gun on his hip
quicker then a flash, out it would whip
He’d get that evil glint in his eye
twas best to stay clear or prepare to die
One day Two Gun Sally came to town
from a fight she would never back down
She tied her horse at the hitching post
began walking to Luci’s for some pot roast
On the board walk she ran smack dab into Pete
causing him to stumble, and fall into the street
Sally laughed to see him lying in the dirt
she never even bothered to ask if he were hurt
As he stood, there was that evil glint in his eye
I was afraid Two Gun Sally was going to die
She reached out her hand, and touched his arm
“Sorry Handlebar, I sure didn’t mean no harm”
She smiled real big with those sweet baby blues
now, what’s a mean ole cow poke going to do
Pete said, “Sally, let’s go get something to eat”
He took her by the arm; they walked down the street
That happened two months ago to the day
do you hear that music coming our way
Guess what, Pete and Sally are getting married
they’ll be hitched, and their guns will be carried
Pete and Sally are the new law in our town
with those guns, there’s no outlaws to be found
Little children play stick ball out in the street
Two Gun Sally has become really sweet
Pete no longer has that evil glint in his eye
he smiles a lot, doesn’t even have to try
He still wears a Stetson hat and a leather vest
without a doubt he’s the fastest gun in the west
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