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Subject: Handlebar Pete Author: Wanda [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:30:15 03/12/02 Tue Author Host/IP: NoHost/208.223.120.204 Handlebar Pete There once was a fellow who lived out west who wore a Stetson hat and a leather vest There were faded levis on his lean, tall frame every person in town knew him by name At birth, his mother had named him Peter never saw a woman who was any sweeter He wore large jangling spurs upon his feet everyone called him Handlebar Pete He packed a large six gun on his hip quicker then a flash, out it would whip He’d get that evil glint in his eye twas best to stay clear or prepare to die One day Two Gun Sally came to town from a fight she would never back down She tied her horse at the hitching post began walking to Luci’s for some pot roast On the board walk she ran smack dab into Pete causing him to stumble, and fall into the street Sally laughed to see him lying in the dirt she never even bothered to ask if he were hurt As he stood, there was that evil glint in his eye I was afraid Two Gun Sally was going to die She reached out her hand, and touched his arm “Sorry Handlebar, I sure didn’t mean no harm” She smiled real big with those sweet baby blues now, what’s a mean ole cow poke going to do Pete said, “Sally, let’s go get something to eat” He took her by the arm; they walked down the street That happened two months ago to the day do you hear that music coming our way Guess what, Pete and Sally are getting married they’ll be hitched, and their guns will be carried Pete and Sally are the new law in our town with those guns, there’s no outlaws to be found Little children play stick ball out in the street Two Gun Sally has become really sweet Pete no longer has that evil glint in his eye he smiles a lot, doesn’t even have to try He still wears a Stetson hat and a leather vest without a doubt he’s the fastest gun in the west [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: Handlebar Pete Deb 14:41:27 03/12/02 Tue Re: Handlebar Pete -- Wanda, 15:33:51 03/12/02 Tue Re: Handlebar Pete Wayne Adams 09:45:00 03/13/02 Wed Re: Handlebar Pete -- Wanda, 10:37:48 03/13/02 Wed Re: Handlebar Pete Lori S. Maynard 21:29:16 03/15/02 Fri