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Subject: The first episode of, The future with Will!

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Vejita

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Date Posted: 16:10:30 12/08/02 Sun

Greetings all, this is a little segment I like to call "The Future With Will" Since inevitably it seems he will rule us all with an iron fist. I thought I would take some time every so often to talk to our future dictator.
Vejita says:
Is that another one of the things you'll do if elected world dictator?
Will says:
If I was elected world dictator? No I'd cut ou the middle man. Instead of taking thei rmoney I'd have all pot smokers do menial tasks no one else wants
Will says:
And insetad of paying them money
Will says:
I'd pay them pot
Will says:
And isolate them from regular society
Vejita says:
what about all those other drugs?
Will says:
Users and sellers would be shot
Will says:
Once the sources were tracked down smart bombs would be used
Vejita says:
ok, you've now eliminated 1/3 of the population, what now?
Will says:
The remaining 2/3 are terrified and will not question my rule
Will says:
And be drug free
Will says:
Thats when I implement my economic plans
Vejita says:
which are?
Will says:
Well all of our trash I would have dumped on those AIDS infested countries in africa
Will says:
Cause I mean what the hell are they gonna do about it?
Will says:
Immigration to the United states will be cut down to a 1/3 of what it is
Will says:
All illegal aliens will be deported. refusal to do so will result in being shot
Will says:
Mandatory castration for sex offenders, death penalty for every state, and abortions for everyone
Will says:
I dont want no bastard kids stinkin up my world. Every child will be a wanted one
Vejita says:
heh heh heh
Will says:
What else..
Will says:
There's more I know there is
Will says:
Oh yes research will be devoted to devising a replenishable fuel source
Will says:
Unfortunately the PPP has been ruled out
Will says:
It can't be made effecient enough
Will says:
The best it could serve would be as a prisoner "processing" facility
Vejita says:
like the nazi death camps....?
Will says:
Yes except its for convicts not jews
Vejita says:
does commiting any crime give you death in your utopia societyt?
Will says:
No
Will says:
Regular prison sentences will be given
Will says:
But prisons are crowded
Will says:
So current inmates jaile dfor life
Will says:
Will be executed
Will says:
Getting a life setnece means death
Will says:
Cause I mean come on
Will says:
Why shoudl WE pay to keep yoru guilty ass alive
Vejita says:
Will you be abolishing the older ways of execution? Such as the chair, gas, and firing squad/
Will says:
Yeah there's gonna be a lot of death at first so mass homicide is gonna be required
Will says:
I'm not sure which would be most efficient, I might just dump them all into the garbage countries
Will says:
Let them duke it out
Vejita says:
Give prisoners for life their own island?
Vejita says:
Like that movie.
Will says:
THat movie rocked
Will says:
NO escape or somethin?
Vejita says:
yeah
Vejita says:
Good movie
Vejita says:
So what if the public doesnt accept your way of cleansing the population
Will says:
Then I'll just release all thep eople onto thep ublic
Will says:
If they want to save the blood thirsty murderes
Will says:
Then they can LIVE with the blood thirsty murderers
Will says:
I'd then declare mob rule and see how they like it WITHOUT my divine influence
Will says:
I figure after choas for a couple months they'll beg for me again
Vejita says:
How are you going to deal witht he pollution problems?
Will says:
Well I was wonderin about that myself
Will says:
We sorta fucked ourselves with that
Vejita says:
I see
Will says:
OH well
Will says:
But yeah
Will says:
Long story short
Will says:
Your whole family is a bunch of stoners?
Will says:
Aside from Jason
Will says:
ha ha

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Subject	Author	Date
submits before Will (NT)	DarkWolf	16:14:57 12/08/02 Sun

Ha ha man I just read this again. Soetimes I like to remind myself of how much I rule.	Will	11:04:47 06/28/03 Sat

AHHHHH!!! What the hell!? Ugh, I read through that, and said to myself "hey, that looks familiar, I guess the board just regurgitated it." Then a ways into it, I realized I never read it before, and said "hey, this is cool", then I finished, and saw I had already responded to it, and said, "Aw crap, I already read it afterall". But then I was so sure I never saw it before, I thought somebody just posted with my name, and I was all "HA! I knew I never read it before", then I realized that "my" response was dated in december, and yea... (NT)	DarkWolf	19:58:22 06/28/03 Sat