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Subject: Ha ha man I just read this again. Soetimes I like to remind myself of how much I rule.

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Will

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Date Posted: 11:04:47 06/28/03 Sat
In reply to: Vejita 's message, "The first episode of, The future with Will!" on 16:10:30 12/08/02 Sun

>Greetings all, this is a little segment I like to call
>"The Future With Will" Since inevitably it seems he
>will rule us all with an iron fist. I thought I would
>take some time every so often to talk to our future
>dictator.
>Vejita says:
>Is that another one of the things you'll do if elected
>world dictator?
>Will says:
>If I was elected world dictator? No I'd cut ou the
>middle man. Instead of taking thei rmoney I'd have all
>pot smokers do menial tasks no one else wants
>Will says:
>And insetad of paying them money
>Will says:
>I'd pay them pot
>Will says:
>And isolate them from regular society
>Vejita says:
>what about all those other drugs?
>Will says:
>Users and sellers would be shot
>Will says:
>Once the sources were tracked down smart bombs would
>be used
>Vejita says:
>ok, you've now eliminated 1/3 of the population, what
>now?
>Will says:
>The remaining 2/3 are terrified and will not question
>my rule
>Will says:
>And be drug free
>Will says:
>Thats when I implement my economic plans
>Vejita says:
>which are?
>Will says:
>Well all of our trash I would have dumped on those
>AIDS infested countries in africa
>Will says:
>Cause I mean what the hell are they gonna do about it?
>Will says:
>Immigration to the United states will be cut down to a
>1/3 of what it is
>Will says:
>All illegal aliens will be deported. refusal to do so
>will result in being shot
>Will says:
>Mandatory castration for sex offenders, death penalty
>for every state, and abortions for everyone
>Will says:
>I dont want no bastard kids stinkin up my world. Every
>child will be a wanted one
>Vejita says:
>heh heh heh
>Will says:
>What else..
>Will says:
>There's more I know there is
>Will says:
>Oh yes research will be devoted to devising a
>replenishable fuel source
>Will says:
>Unfortunately the PPP has been ruled out
>Will says:
>It can't be made effecient enough
>Will says:
>The best it could serve would be as a prisoner
>"processing" facility
>Vejita says:
>like the nazi death camps....?
>Will says:
>Yes except its for convicts not jews
>Vejita says:
>does commiting any crime give you death in your utopia
>societyt?
>Will says:
>No
>Will says:
>Regular prison sentences will be given
>Will says:
>But prisons are crowded
>Will says:
>So current inmates jaile dfor life
>Will says:
>Will be executed
>Will says:
>Getting a life setnece means death
>Will says:
>Cause I mean come on
>Will says:
>Why shoudl WE pay to keep yoru guilty ass alive
>Vejita says:
>Will you be abolishing the older ways of execution?
>Such as the chair, gas, and firing squad/
>Will says:
>Yeah there's gonna be a lot of death at first so mass
>homicide is gonna be required
>Will says:
>I'm not sure which would be most efficient, I might
>just dump them all into the garbage countries
>Will says:
>Let them duke it out
>Vejita says:
>Give prisoners for life their own island?
>Vejita says:
>Like that movie.
>Will says:
>THat movie rocked
>Will says:
>NO escape or somethin?
>Vejita says:
>yeah
>Vejita says:
>Good movie
>Vejita says:
>So what if the public doesnt accept your way of
>cleansing the population
>Will says:
>Then I'll just release all thep eople onto thep ublic
>Will says:
>If they want to save the blood thirsty murderes
>Will says:
>Then they can LIVE with the blood thirsty murderers
>Will says:
>I'd then declare mob rule and see how they like it
>WITHOUT my divine influence
>Will says:
>I figure after choas for a couple months they'll beg
>for me again
>Vejita says:
>How are you going to deal witht he pollution problems?
>Will says:
>Well I was wonderin about that myself
>Will says:
>We sorta fucked ourselves with that
>Vejita says:
>I see
>Will says:
>OH well
>Will says:
>But yeah
>Will says:
>Long story short
>Will says:
>Your whole family is a bunch of stoners?
>Will says:
>Aside from Jason
>Will says:
>ha ha

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Subject	Author	Date
AHHHHH!!! What the hell!? Ugh, I read through that, and said to myself "hey, that looks familiar, I guess the board just regurgitated it." Then a ways into it, I realized I never read it before, and said "hey, this is cool", then I finished, and saw I had already responded to it, and said, "Aw crap, I already read it afterall". But then I was so sure I never saw it before, I thought somebody just posted with my name, and I was all "HA! I knew I never read it before", then I realized that "my" response was dated in december, and yea... (NT)	DarkWolf	19:58:22 06/28/03 Sat