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Vejita
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Date Posted: 20:40:02 12/18/02 Wed
This is perfect example of how a good conversation can go HORRIBLY wrong.
DarkWolf says:
heya sir
DarkWolf says:
hows it going?
Vejita says:
pretty crappy
Vejita says:
you?
DarkWolf says:
um, I'm doing quite well. I'm sorry to hear that your not well
Vejita says:
only cause I hate my job
DarkWolf says:
ah
Vejita says:
cause I work like crap loads of hours past when I am supposed to leave
Vejita says:
but on my paycheck, those hours mysteriously arent there
DarkWolf says:
That blows, I'm sorry
Vejita says:
......no you arent
DarkWolf says:
no, really. I respect you sir, and I'm sorry to hear your getting jacked
Vejita says:
yes which is why I must quitand go live in a mountain somewhere
Vejita says:
as a hermit
Vejita says:
and I'll wear a hat made out of rocks
Vejita says:
and I'll eat squirrels
DarkWolf says:
shouldn't you wait until its summer, when its warm?
Vejita says:
SILENCE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE GREAT HERMIT!
Vejita says:
Speaking of hermits
Vejita says:
why do you suppose they call those crabs HERMIT crabs
Vejita says:
Is it cause they live in those shells>
Vejita says:
or cause they have no friends?
DarkWolf says:
yes
DarkWolf says:
and they hide
DarkWolf says:
they hide because they have no friends
Vejita says:
maybe they'd have friends if other crabs reached out to them
Vejita says:
instead of eatin them all the time!
DarkWolf says:
but then who would they eat?
DarkWolf says:
They would eat us, man!
DarkWolf says:
And we can't let that happen
DarkWolf says:
so its best if they remain lonely
Vejita says:
I aint afraid of no punk ass crab
Vejita says:
though some of those crabs get pretty damn big
DarkWolf says:
keep sayin' that until you get them in your pubes
Vejita says:
Dude thats gross
Vejita says:
I dont wanna hear about crabs molesting you
DarkWolf says:
yea, I was watching a show and they had crabs that were like, 2 feet across on just the shell
DarkWolf says:
*sniffles* But its such a harrowing tale... I need support, man
Vejita says:
I dont care about your bizarre sexual relationship with crustacteans.
DarkWolf says:
Pfft, well, I'm sure you have an equally obscure fetish of your own!
Vejita says:
^Thats not the point
Vejita says:
I dont go around telling people about it!
DarkWolf says:
why sir?
DarkWolf says:
are you so ashamed?
DarkWolf says:
is it that terrible?
DarkWolf says:
is it that disgusting?
Vejita says:
Will wants to come in and hurt you
Vejita says:
Is that ok with you?
DarkWolf says:
...........um
Vejita says:
yes or no!
DarkWolf says:
no, its not okay with me
Vejita says:
Too bad
Will has been added to the conversation.
Vejita says:
Everyone say hello to Will
Will says:
YOU SICK FUCK
Vejita says:
Destroyer of evil, savior of good
Vejita says:
wait....I think I got it backwards
Vejita says:
*Tries to read the card*
Will says:
You got crabs wolf?
DarkWolf says:
AH!!!!
DarkWolf says:
I wish I did...
Will says:
....Why?
Will says:
Why?!
Vejita says:
I told you
DarkWolf says:
so I could eat them
Vejita says:
He wants them in his pubes!
DarkWolf says:
all slathered in butter
DarkWolf says:
warm and delicious
Vejita says:
And then he wants to cover them in butter!
Will says:
Buttered pube lice!
Vejita says:
With his TONGUE!
Vejita says:
SICKO!
Will says:
Ahh tongue bathed butter covered pube lice!
Will says:
Wolf eats pube lice!!
DarkWolf says:
well, I did
DarkWolf says:
until I ran out
DarkWolf says:
and other people won't let me have theirs
Vejita says:
....
DarkWolf says:
so I'm down to crawfish
Vejita says:
*Runs out of the room and throws up*
Will says:
So when did you start eating pube lice?
Will says:
Was it at an early age?
DarkWolf says:
when I got them
DarkWolf says:
it was about 12
Vejita says:
*walks back in* ughhhh
Will says:
So you were 12
Will says:
And where did you get the pube lice?
DarkWolf says:
Well you see, thats the curious this. It was my mom who had them, but the only person I was with up until that time was my sister
DarkWolf says:
this = thing
Will says:
So you were eatin your mom's pube lice?
DarkWolf says:
no, they were my own. The eggs developed with me
Vejita says:
I object to this conversation continuing any further.
Will says:
But you got them from your mom
Will says:
You fucked your mom!
DarkWolf says:
not to my recolation at any rate
Claude has been added to the conversation.
Vejita says:
Surprise guest Claude is here.
DarkWolf says:
I think claude did though
Vejita says:
Claude, what do you think about Wolf eating his moms pube lice?
Will says:
Hey claude
Will says:
Wolf fucked him mom
Vejita says:
And the allegation that he fucked his mom?
Will says:
Then ate the pube lice he got from her
DarkWolf says:
Will, that kind of laible is disturbing to me
DarkWolf says:
I didn't have SEX with her
Claude says:
.....
Claude says:
*Backs away slowly*
Vejita says:
Claude, what are your comments?
DarkWolf says:
Hey claude, do you have any?
Vejita says:
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Vejita says:
Or did you have something to do with this?!
Will says:
RUN CLAUDE
Will says:
ITS A TRAP
Claude says:
AHHHHHH!
Claude has left the conversation.
Will says:
Heh heh heh
Vejita says:
Damnit
Vejita says:
He was SO Close to stepping in the bear trap
DarkWolf says:
heh heh
Vejita says:
SHUT UP YOU FREAK!
Vejita says:
You are no longer allowed to talk.
Vejita says:
Will, sew his mouth shut.
Vejita says:
Or better ye
Vejita says:
yet
Vejita says:
use this staplegun
Vejita says:
*hands it to Will*
Will says:
*walks towards him with the staplegun*
With pleasure!
DarkWolf says:
.......
DarkWolf has left the conversation.
Will says:
Another success!
Will says:
Pube lice eatin freak..
Vejita says:
Well
Vejita says:
THIS is going on the MB
Vejita says:
Do you have any last minute comments?
Will says:
Well this is a typical case of Freud's theoretical Oedipus complex
Will says:
Which is defined as
Will says:
*grabs a book and looks in it*
Will says:
The sexual desire for one's.. OH MY GOD
Will says:
*throws the book*
Will says:
That's horrible!
Will says:
Wolf must be burned!
Vejita says:
*grabs a torch*
Vejita says:
Lets go!
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