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Dark Wolf
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Date Posted: 18:07:50 12/20/02 Fri
In reply to:
Vejita
's message, "OH GOD!" on 20:40:02 12/18/02 Wed
>This is perfect example of how a good conversation
>can go HORRIBLY wrong.
>DarkWolf says:
>heya sir
>DarkWolf says:
>hows it going?
>Vejita says:
>pretty crappy
>Vejita says:
>you?
>DarkWolf says:
>um, I'm doing quite well. I'm sorry to hear that your
>not well
>Vejita says:
>only cause I hate my job
>DarkWolf says:
>ah
>Vejita says:
>cause I work like crap loads of hours past when I am
>supposed to leave
>Vejita says:
>but on my paycheck, those hours mysteriously arent
>there
>DarkWolf says:
>That blows, I'm sorry
>Vejita says:
>......no you arent
>DarkWolf says:
>no, really. I respect you sir, and I'm sorry to hear
>your getting jacked
>Vejita says:
>yes which is why I must quitand go live in a mountain
>somewhere
>Vejita says:
>as a hermit
>Vejita says:
>and I'll wear a hat made out of rocks
>Vejita says:
>and I'll eat squirrels
>DarkWolf says:
>shouldn't you wait until its summer, when its warm?
>Vejita says:
>SILENCE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE GREAT HERMIT!
>Vejita says:
>Speaking of hermits
>Vejita says:
>why do you suppose they call those crabs HERMIT crabs
>Vejita says:
>Is it cause they live in those shells>
>Vejita says:
>or cause they have no friends?
>DarkWolf says:
>yes
>DarkWolf says:
>and they hide
>DarkWolf says:
>they hide because they have no friends
>Vejita says:
>maybe they'd have friends if other crabs reached out
>to them
>Vejita says:
>instead of eatin them all the time!
>DarkWolf says:
>but then who would they eat?
>DarkWolf says:
>They would eat us, man!
>DarkWolf says:
>And we can't let that happen
>DarkWolf says:
>so its best if they remain lonely
>Vejita says:
>I aint afraid of no punk ass crab
>Vejita says:
>though some of those crabs get pretty damn big
>DarkWolf says:
>keep sayin' that until you get them in your pubes
>Vejita says:
>Dude thats gross
>Vejita says:
>I dont wanna hear about crabs molesting you
>DarkWolf says:
>yea, I was watching a show and they had crabs that
>were like, 2 feet across on just the shell
>DarkWolf says:
>*sniffles* But its such a harrowing tale... I need
>support, man
>Vejita says:
>I dont care about your bizarre sexual relationship
>with crustacteans.
>DarkWolf says:
>Pfft, well, I'm sure you have an equally obscure
>fetish of your own!
>Vejita says:
>^Thats not the point
>Vejita says:
>I dont go around telling people about it!
>DarkWolf says:
>why sir?
>DarkWolf says:
>are you so ashamed?
>DarkWolf says:
>is it that terrible?
>DarkWolf says:
>is it that disgusting?
>Vejita says:
>Will wants to come in and hurt you
>Vejita says:
>Is that ok with you?
>DarkWolf says:
>...........um
>Vejita says:
>yes or no!
>DarkWolf says:
>no, its not okay with me
>Vejita says:
>Too bad
>
> Will has been added to the conversation.
>
>Vejita says:
>Everyone say hello to Will
>Will says:
>YOU SICK FUCK
>Vejita says:
>Destroyer of evil, savior of good
>Vejita says:
>wait....I think I got it backwards
>Vejita says:
>*Tries to read the card*
>Will says:
>You got crabs wolf?
>DarkWolf says:
>AH!!!!
>DarkWolf says:
>I wish I did...
>Will says:
>....Why?
>Will says:
>Why?!
>Vejita says:
>I told you
>DarkWolf says:
>so I could eat them
>Vejita says:
>He wants them in his pubes!
>DarkWolf says:
>all slathered in butter
>DarkWolf says:
>warm and delicious
>Vejita says:
>And then he wants to cover them in butter!
>Will says:
>Buttered pube lice!
>Vejita says:
>With his TONGUE!
>Vejita says:
>SICKO!
>Will says:
>Ahh tongue bathed butter covered pube lice!
>Will says:
>Wolf eats pube lice!!
>DarkWolf says:
>well, I did
>DarkWolf says:
>until I ran out
>DarkWolf says:
>and other people won't let me have theirs
>Vejita says:
>....
>DarkWolf says:
>so I'm down to crawfish
>Vejita says:
>*Runs out of the room and throws up*
>Will says:
>So when did you start eating pube lice?
>Will says:
>Was it at an early age?
>DarkWolf says:
>when I got them
>DarkWolf says:
>it was about 12
>Vejita says:
>*walks back in* ughhhh
>Will says:
>So you were 12
>Will says:
>And where did you get the pube lice?
>DarkWolf says:
>Well you see, thats the curious this. It was my mom
>who had them, but the only person I was with up until
>that time was my sister
>DarkWolf says:
>this = thing
>Will says:
>So you were eatin your mom's pube lice?
>DarkWolf says:
>no, they were my own. The eggs developed with me
>Vejita says:
>I object to this conversation continuing any further.
>Will says:
>But you got them from your mom
>Will says:
>You fucked your mom!
>DarkWolf says:
>not to my recolation at any rate
>
> Claude has been added to the conversation.
>
>Vejita says:
>Surprise guest Claude is here.
>DarkWolf says:
>I think claude did though
>Vejita says:
>Claude, what do you think about Wolf eating his moms
>pube lice?
>Will says:
>Hey claude
>Will says:
>Wolf fucked him mom
>Vejita says:
>And the allegation that he fucked his mom?
>Will says:
>Then ate the pube lice he got from her
>DarkWolf says:
>Will, that kind of laible is disturbing to me
>DarkWolf says:
>I didn't have SEX with her
>Claude says:
>.....
>Claude says:
>*Backs away slowly*
>Vejita says:
>Claude, what are your comments?
>DarkWolf says:
>Hey claude, do you have any?
>Vejita says:
>ANSWER THE QUESTION!
>Vejita says:
>Or did you have something to do with this?!
>Will says:
>RUN CLAUDE
>Will says:
>ITS A TRAP
>Claude says:
>AHHHHHH!
>
> Claude has left the conversation.
>
>Will says:
>Heh heh heh
>Vejita says:
>Damnit
>Vejita says:
>He was SO Close to stepping in the bear trap
>DarkWolf says:
>heh heh
>Vejita says:
>SHUT UP YOU FREAK!
>Vejita says:
>You are no longer allowed to talk.
>Vejita says:
>Will, sew his mouth shut.
>Vejita says:
>Or better ye
>Vejita says:
>yet
>Vejita says:
>use this staplegun
>Vejita says:
>*hands it to Will*
>Will says:
>*walks towards him with the staplegun*
>With pleasure!
>DarkWolf says:
>.......
>
> DarkWolf has left the conversation.
>
>Will says:
>Another success!
>Will says:
>Pube lice eatin freak..
>Vejita says:
>Well
>Vejita says:
>THIS is going on the MB
>Vejita says:
>Do you have any last minute comments?
>Will says:
>Well this is a typical case of Freud's theoretical
>Oedipus complex
>Will says:
>Which is defined as
>Will says:
>*grabs a book and looks in it*
>Will says:
>The sexual desire for one's.. OH MY GOD
>Will says:
>*throws the book*
>Will says:
>That's horrible!
>Will says:
>Wolf must be burned!
>Vejita says:
>*grabs a torch*
>
>Vejita says:
>Lets go!
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