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Date Posted: 01:22:31 08/17/01 Fri
Author: Judicatore the Nihe the Darke
Author Host/IP: user-38ld8b5.dsl.mindspring.com / 209.86.161.101
Subject: More tales of EVIL - bwahahahahaha!!!

Bwahahahahahaha - hear ye, hear ye! I, Judicatore the Nihe the Darke, your local demonic entity, will tell you a tale of heart-stopping malice, and EVIL - bwahahahaha!!!

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It happened - I found all the relics I needed, and descended to the deepest layers of the Mausoleum and chanted the Spell of Quite Remarkable EVIL - and when I did, all the most EVIL of spirits rushed from the most remote corners of the land and beyond, and rushed towards the Mausoleum with deadly speed, devouring anything that dared stand in their way. Some say entire villages were razed by the spirits on their way to the Mausoleum. They entered the Mausoleum and hit me, surrounding me, and 'encasing me' like a cocoon while transforming my physical appearance. (Starcraft players - think Kerrigan becoming Infested Kerrigan) Over the course of 48 hours, the EVIL spirits gave me a new appearance - bwahahahaha! They left as quickly as they came - (Diablo players, picture the light show that occurs when Blood Raven dies, with me in the middle - that's how they left) and I was an EVIL assassin! I was ready!

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I was heading out the Mausoleum, to resume my quest to CONQUER THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! *cough, cough* When suddenly, I realized two things - one, the EVIL spirits also took their time to perform a sex change operation - yes, the assassin is a woman. So I decided to become Judicatore the Nihe the Darke. And two, my mentor, Murray the Talking Skull, had gone AWOL - he was on a shelf when I started the transformation process - now he was gone! I had to search for him. I started in the Mausoleum, but he wasn't there. Fortunately, I ran into my old friend, Achilles, nicknamed the Gray -{Fox}-, on the way out. We decided to search for Murray. Conquering the world could wait - we had to find Murray.

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So we began a most EVIL quest to find Murray. Then I found out a third thing - Achilles had also been transformed. Now, he is a Druid, a very powerful combination of a Necromancer, a Sorceress and a Barbarian. This was good, as it would speed up the search for Murray the EVIL Skull. But alas, we searched everywhere - from the Dark Wood to Tristram to the Monastery, Murray was nowhere to be found. For a talking skull, he sure gets around. So we continued to the barren deserts aroung Lut Gholein...

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But alas, he wasn't in the deserts either. We searched the sewers, the Forgotten City, the Dry Hills, we even broke into Tal Rasha's undisturbed tomb - still, no sign of Murray. Damn you, Murray - I knew you were EVIL, but torturing your student is too much! My mercenary also scourged the depths to see if he'd gone there. But alas, no Murray. Achilles and I have managed to find a lot of skulls of the silent variety. None of them are Murray - I'd know. Murray being able to speak isn't what sets him apart from the rest. No, no - if a talking skull ever shuts up, it ain't him! We went on to Kurast...

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In the harsh, remote, EVIL land of Kurast, I realized something - in our search for Murray, we've disposed of Andariel, Duriel, were on Diablo and Baal's track, and were about to give Mephisto hell. Achilles is resting, but I took the time and turned the damn jungle upside down, still no Murray. Grrrrr....damn you, Murray! I hate you! You suck d(!)ck, I hope you burn in hell cuz you're a sh(!)thead and I hate you! DIE DIE DIE!!! ........... Sorry, just lost it. Didn' t mean that about Murray. I like the guy, but come on, this is getting ridiculous! How embarassing! Travelling to the jungle to search for a freakin' TALKING SKULL! What if he set me up so I can find him and conquer the world for him? What if I'm being used to further his interests?! Or maybe he just couldn't wait until AFTER I was transformed! Look what he's done to us! I think I'll get eaten alive by these jungle creatures, if the irony doesn't kill me first...

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Aye, I think I lost it there. Anyway, I'd better get some rest. The search for Murray continues tomorrow.

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