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Date Posted: 20:13:29 12/10/04 Fri
Next time my dd needs a banner I think I will post this under it. -- Anonymous, 21:36:21 12/09/04 Thu [4]
Thank you (Pageant Director) for the awesome fair pageant, it only cost my mommy and daddy $1250 to enter. And $15,000 over the last 6 years to line your pockets so I can have this guaranteed win.
Thank you (Hair and Makeup Artist) for the awesome Hair and Makeup that my mommy and daddy paid you $300 for and you got a free ad on my banner too, to promote your business (hehe) good thing I looked good.
Thank you (tanner) for the great dark tan, my parents have paid for 30 tans with you now, do you think that you could throw in my next one for free? Oh here is a plug for you under my banner too, there certainly is nothing like free advertising, saving you that $10 for a banner of your own.
I want to thank (Photographer) in some cases there are more than one. My parents paid anywhere from $300-$700 for a sitting fee with you, and then at least $150(that is the low end for a print) for my over digitalized photo that helped me win photogenic. I just love my pictures and so does mommy, she says that you are the bomb, ooooo.... Oh a free ad for you(all of you) too, we all know that you don't make enough money.
Oh Oh Oh (Swimwear) Miss Sandi Henry my swimwear is the bomb, you out did yourself on this one, out of the 3 you have made us, mommy likes this the best. It doesn't matter that there is only $15 worth of materials and it only took the lady that sews the shells for you 1 hour to put it together, I am so happy that we paid you $375 for it. This picture of me in it is so cute maybe we can get you a few more orders. Here is your free ad too. Maybe when we order our next swimwear you can give mommy a better deal?
Thank you (Miss Dress maker) This color looks good on me, unfortunately everyone is wearing this color combination. Oh well, it is a pretty dress and without it I would not have won Grand Supreme. You are welcome for the free ad even though you charged us $2700 for the dress and another $1500 for the sportswear.
Thank you (The finger and toe painter) Mommy was tired and does not have the patience to pain my toes and fingers, you are the bomb and they look so professional. You did not pinch my fingers or toes when you painted my nails, I will ask mommy if we can use your services again. You are welcome for your ad. I think that maybe we should be getting a volume discount from you too.
Thank you to (My coach) my routine is awesome, even though you only come to town once every 6-8 weeks, you are responsible for my success in modeling. Wow, I really think I ought to thank Mommy for making me practice. Wow, you have been my coach for a year now at $150 per hour and at least 2 hours everytime you come out, wow that has added up. Oh but you are worth it, I hope this ad gets you some more students and me an attaboy.
I want to thank (my wanna be coach) that works with me a couple days a week. I know that we only pay you $35 an hour, but you are worth it too. Here is your free ad, maybe we can get some other kids to coach with you too, since you are less money than my big name coach.
I want to thank (Mr. ?), wow when you sang to me on stage, I love that. Never mind that you spit on me when you were singing, I am so happy that you made me feel so special. My pageant experience would not have been complete without some gay man singing to me and exposing me to his germs. Yummy. Thanks for calling my name as a Winner. It was a thrill that my mommy and I will not soon forget. Maybe more pageant directors will use you at their pageants since I mentioned your name. Good Luck with that here is your ad, maybe I should include your email address too.
Thanks Mom and Dad, you are the best. You have taken a second mortgage on the house so that I can do a pageant 1/2 way across the country every weekend. It does not matter that we can't afford the extra payment, we will figure it out some how and maybe you can use some of my winnings to pay that bill.
Thank you Gran and Papie too without all that money we get from you we would be in more dire financial straights than we are.
I want to thank (the banner maker) it is okay that your name is bigger than mine on my congratulations banner. I only paid you $10 for you to cut out all my pictures by hand and make my banner special
And last but not least I want to thank Jesus for letting my light shine. I know that I am always at pageants instead of in Sunday school but I still think about you. Please accept this ad, and maybe more will come to know you.
Thanks to all my pageant friends(list them all) because we all know that because you are my friend and your mom is a pageant vendor - I am getting more wins. Thank goodness for mommy again, because I would not know who to be friends with, without her.
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