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Date Posted: 19:38:48 10/10/02 Thu
Author: bell
Subject: Whee!
In reply to: mo 's message, "The Prior-Art-O-Matic" on 03:58:47 10/10/02 Thu

bec is a rickshaw that irons your shirts, keeps food warm and is powered by a single hamster.
(it's the asian genetics)

bell is a genetically-modified sheep! It can be used in zero-gravity!
(baaah! Space Station, here I come)

bellthecat is a key-ring that can emulate a ZX Spectrum! It never needs repairing.
(*tosses wrench away*)

Abbey is a glass bead that disposes of kitchen waste and is voice-activated.
(but she won't do the dishes. hmmph)

becky is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.
(and becky will not answer at 3 AM any more)

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  • phlegmmy -- phlegmmy, 22:34:38 10/10/02 Thu
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