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Date Posted: 03:58:47 10/10/02 Thu
Author: mo
Subject: The Prior-Art-O-Matic

twizmo is a small plastic pyramid that changes colour to reflect your mood! It is programmed against harming humans.

Twiz & Shout is a security camera that weighs anything you put on top of it and can help you lose weight.

Pinky & The Brain is a chocolate bar that has room for a security camera inside, glows with an eerie green light and sends and receives faxes.

insanity is a toothbrush that costs less than a penny a day to run! It fetches your hat.

amusement is a hammer that's biodegradable and is powered by a single hamster.

Maca Source is a rocket launcher! It runs on tapwater!

maca is an oven! It is solar-powered!

human growth hormone is a hammer that fits in your pocket! It irons your shirts and displays pornography.

Cobalt ACV is a CD-rom that remembers all of its past actions! It increases your sex appeal.

Jones Soda is a spanner that chirps and whistles and secretes a sticky glue.

A fortune cookie is like a normal suitcase, but it knows your name.

Today is a first-aid kit! It can be used by the whole family!

Yesterday is a strain of bacteria that tells you when it's ready!

The future is like a normal computer monitor, but it can play the trumpet.

Your life is a shoelace that mows your lawn! It uses human blood for fuel.

Cheddar cheese on apple pie is a greetings card that remembers your personal preferences! It is actually just a solid block of plastic and follows you around.

graffiti is a marker pen! It never gets tired!

My lowercase name is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that can be used by several people at once!

Any other lowercase name is a shopping bag that hovers! It runs on methane and scares dogs.

Real Acro is a shoe-shiner that keeps drinks cold and detects explosives.

The west coast is like a normal pair of underpants, but it weighs less than a packet of cigarettes.


I could go on forever, but I'll let you guys give it a try.

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