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Date Posted: 00:59:23 10/11/02 Fri
Author: harpodoll
Subject: Re: The Prior-Art-O-Matic
In reply to: mo 's message, "The Prior-Art-O-Matic" on 03:58:47 10/10/02 Thu

sean is a false moustache! It keeps drinks cold!

harpo is a hammer that dissolves dirt and has adverts on the side.

Harpodoll is a rubber fish that remembers all of its past actions! It cleans itself.

d0ll is an ironing board that moulds to fit its user, displays pornography and slices vegetables.
(finally got one right!)

Doll is a mobile phone that has a mind of its own, is ten feet tall and jumps like a frog.

Mickey Mouse is a gas-mask that induces lucid dreaming, detects harmful gases and sounds better than it looks.

Brittney Spears is a key-ring that freezes anything it touches and glows at night.

...and the coup d'gras

My doll is a stapler! It tracks its position with GPS!

thank you! thank you! no applause, please. I still can't believe it actually did this!

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