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Date Posted: 00:34:06 03/12/00 Sun
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Matches

Chemical smile by Everclear blares over the PA system and the crowd get to their feet and start yelling and hollering. Then the ruckus chanting shoots through the roof as brad comes out from backstage and into the ring.

Brad: fat Tony! You upset me, you scare me. You can walk into a ring and beat some jobbers. Real scary! By the by you do now that jobbers are people who except money to LOSE fights? Oh you didn't know? So, come Thursday your going to break some glass on my head and hit me against an electronic gambling machine? Oh I'm sweating with fear. I can't handle the fear. YOU WISH! You think you can beat me by breeakin' a little glass and a couple machines? You wish your sweet little ass you could. Though I'm not sure how little or sweet your buttocks are. Oh no. You can beat me that way. But I'll beat YOU, by doing something like the following. I'll pick you up slam you through a bar table, then, I'll Hard Hitter your ass from atop the bar. Then I'll pick up a bar stool and give you an Xtreme chairshot from atop the bar! You'll not challenge me so quickly after this match. But for the time being I've got other opponents to deal with. Hurricane, your best insult for someone is to say that they're a fruit cake and they watch bad TV shows? You call yourself hardcore? Huh! When I give you an Xtreme Chairshot and you out on the floor and then I stand you up and Hard Hitter you right back down, then, then, we'll see who's hardcore. Then I'll take that chair that I had used before, tear one of the legs off and shove it right down your throat! Then I'll extract that chair leg from you mouth Hurricane, I'll turn to punisher and shove it down his throat! Then I'll find another chair and hit Cpt. Howdy with it. Then later after the match I'll take that chair to the hospital and they'll use the imprint of you head in it, to make a mould, so they can see what size caste to use on you! And now the Championship title. I'm not sure exactly what to say about this other than If I face Pusherman, I'll teach him the true meaning of crack when I throw him through a table!

Brad then turns and leaves the ring to Chemical smile and the sound of the crowd cheering!

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