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Date Posted: 06:24:43 03/12/00 Sun
Author: Johnny Dynamite
Author Host/IP: pm2-2.buckeyeinternet.com / 209.41.215.164
Subject: The Battle royal

It is early Sunday morning and Johnny Dynamite is wlking the streets of Colorado. He is thinking about the battle royal. All of a sudden a lady is heard in the distance yelling. Johnny the 275 pound red haired stud he is races for the desperate woman in need of help. He gets there and finds a woman crying over her dead dog that got ran over by a car. The dog is in a harness and the woman appears to be blind. So Johnny talks.

Johnny: Do you need help lady?

Lady: My name is Jenny and my seeing eye dog got ran over by a vehicle. I was crossing the street when the dog stopped then I heard a yipe and the leash came out of my hands. Who are you?

Johnny: I'm Johnny Dynamite but you can call me Johnny if you like. I'm with a wrestling promotion and we are here doing a show.

Jenny: Wow that's amazing. before I went blind I watched you wrestle in many promotions in this town. I always wished I could meet you. I am going to the doctor today to see if I can have surgery to restore my sight.

Johnny: I'll tell you what Jenny if you have the surgery then I will be the first thing you see and hell I'll even pay the bill.

Jenny: You don't have to but if you insist. Now tell me what number are you in the battle royal and how do you plan to win.

Curt: Let me tell you on the way to the doctor office. Now I am number five wich scares me a little because I have to go through ewveryone but since this is for the heavyweight title so I will push it to the limit. Now the only person I think will have a chance other then me is the man in twenty first place. He is from Ohio like me and we grew up only about three hours away from each other. He is hardcore and I hope I can befriend him and make a tag team but we will find out. Can I burry your dog for you when we get done?

Jenny: You are to kind. But ok. How about follow the directions to my house. IT's on his collar and while I'm in here go do it. By time you get back I will be done with the check up.

Johnny: Well we are here. I'll take you to the desk and then I'll be on my way.

Johnny and Jenny go to the front desk and Jenny signs her name where Johnny placed the pin for her. She takes a seat and Johnny heads out the door. To find out what happens to Jenny and Johnny next come back and find out in the near future.

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