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Date Posted: 21:02:32 03/17/00 Fri
Author: Captain howdy
Author Host/IP: spider-tk012.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.206.177
Subject: Hurricane the belt it mine

The camera comes on in an empty arena. Setting in the middle of the blood and sweat soaked ring is Captain Howdy. Laying before him the Hardcore belt. He rocks back and forth and then picks up the belt and hits himself in the head a few times. He shakes his head and the blood begins to flow freely. He wipes some on his hands and licks it off. Smiling evilly he speaks



Captain Howdy>I told all of you! This hardcore belt was mine. Noone wanted to believe me, oh no Captain Howdy is as fruity as his name, they all said. Well look what happened. I kicked Brad Culver, Punisher and Hurricanes asses off the scaffold and got my belt. But was that enough NO! Pusherman stepped into my little dreamy world. Took a couple of shots at me and stoled my belt. So what does Captain howdy DO? Simply children, I kicked his ass. YOu all claim that you are the hardcore Icon. I am hardcore you all say. Noone and I mean NOONE has been able to prove it. NOW, (sighs deeply)HmMMM Now I face again Hurricane. The man simply cannot take a good beating once, he is coming back for seconds.



Captain Howdy: Hurricane, you must have a few screws loose in that empty skull of yours. Was the beating that you recieved from me not enough? You want more? I guess you do. You have not begun to see why they call me the Perverted One, the icon of nasty and pain. YOu will though I can promise you that. Your spirit once again calls out for an awakening, that only I can give you. YOur soul crys out for the pain that only I can give it. YOu wanted more, then scarecrow lets play ball!



Captain Howdy stands up and walks to the corner and climbs the ropes and raises a mic to his lips and cocks his head back.



Captain Howdy:FINALLY THE PERVERTED ONE HAS COME BACK TO...Ummm lets see where are we? FINALLY COME BACK TO NOTHING. Bottom line Hurricane, I am the hardcore champion, I am the definition of Hardcore. Love it, Hate it, it dont matter but one thing you must do is Live with it! You cannot make my life a living hell. Incase you havent noticed I am in my own personnal living hell! I live it every day. I love it. IF you can do anything at all for me it is simple, save your pride and leave this match alone. Walk away and dont show up. IT is not a desperate plea because I am afraid of you OH know, that aint it. I am trying to save you a few things. Embarrasment, Pain, Humiliation and most of all defeat!



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