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Date Posted: 10:20:54 03/18/00 Sat
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Typhoid Mary

The crowd hear the familiar song playing on the PA system, and they all get up and start dancing to it. Brad Comes out to Chemical smile by Everclear.

Brad: Mary oh poor little Mary the girl with typhoid. Soor because she knows Drew Barrymore could kick her ass. Then, all of a sudden, she realises that aswell as being able to kick her ass Drew Barrymore can also get a lot more guys than her, so now this little girl with typhoid comes out and decides to beat all the men that she see's, with a baseball bat. Oh, poor little girl you'r too pale, too sadistic, too messed to get a guy. What's up your ass? A hord of red flesh eating ants? Do you perminently have PMS? When did they let you out or the mad house? Whenever it was, it was too early. But, none of that matters when you are in the ring. You know it as well as I do. When your in the ring the only thing that matters is your feruiosity. And, well, I'm a lot more ferosious than you. I'm going to walk into that ring. You're going to walk into the ring. I'm going to give you an Xtreme chairshot. Your head is going to split. I'm then going to hard hitter you. And and then YOU are goin to stay down. And YOU will not get up. And YOU will be covered. And YOU will be lieing on the floor as the count starts. ONE! TWO! Can YOU get your shoulder up? THREE! NO! YOU CAN'T! I will walk out of the ring with the Heavyweight championship belt arround my waist, and YOU will be lieing in the center of the ring!

Brad stand in the center of the ring as the crowd cheers for him and scream and chant his name.

Brad: Mary Mary quite contrary,how does your garden grow? With cocal shells and silver bells and pretty maids all in a row? I doubt it because you kill everything in sight! Oh, yes typhoid mary might finally be free of that hell hole, but know your in my world. Now your in my hell. Prepare to burn!

Brad Turns and leaves the ring as Everclears chemical smile plays on the PA system.

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