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Subject: Just for chuckles: Rational - ization


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Scottyw
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Date Posted: 01:25:25 07/10/03 Thu

Rational - ization

'Twas on my porch one rainy day,
I reckon bout the end of May,
Whilst rockin in my rockin chair
Something splattered on my hair!
Felt my head, ‘n’ Land o' Goshen!
Wet as swimmin in the ocean!
I twisted back and snuck a peek,
My cabin roof done sprung a leak!

No use to wish it warent so,
Or cuss, or fuss with head held low.
My cabin roof sure needs a patch,
But it's still rainin --- There's the catch!
Do it now and get lots wetter?
Slip and fall and bust my setter!
Tomorrow'll be a better day,
Just wait and fix it then, I say.

Course, if tomorrow turns out dry
The need to fix that roof passed by!
No use to sweat and get all sore
To fix what now don't leak no more!
I'll just make a quick improvement
With a little sideways movement
To give this chair a tiny trip
Away from underneath this drip!

Scotty W.

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Re: Just for chuckles: Rational - izationThe Madpoet09:18:21 07/10/03 Thu


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