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Well i hope the JOB Squad is happy, they all either kept or won their titles on Tuesday and now my father Vince is injured (crowd cheers). What the hell is wrong with you people, a man has been severely injured and your cheering??? Well i have some good news to report, i just received this fax from Vince, who is still recovering from the injuries he suffered, courtesy of your new champion Stevie Richards.

I'm sorry to inform you that i have a neck injury and it will take several months to heal. (Crowd cheers). I am still in extraordinary pain and the doctor has also advised me to take some time off. Therefore, i am taking a vacation from the UWF (crowd cheers again). My support still goes to the Corporation and i wish them nothing but the best. Stevie Richards, mark my words, you will pay. And Chris Benoit, you've been a corporate failure since day 1. Me and Shane gave everything to you, we handed you the title on a silver platter and you dropped the ball in your first defense. Since i wont be around to torture you and Stevie, i have appointed a new commissioner to the UWF. He will be in charge of Friday shows from now on and do all the booking. And the good news is, he is the newest member of the Corporation. Shane will introduce you to him tonight. Never fear, Vince McMahon will return when the time is right...i GUARANTEE IT!!!"

::Shane has finished reading the fax and now turns his attention to the fans again::

I dont know how you people can cheer at a man's injury, i find it totally disgusting. But as Vince said, there is a new commissioner and he is here tonight, so ladies and gentlemen...here he is

::All of a sudden, over the speakers, "I'm the Greatest!!" It's THE CAT!!! He has decided to come to run the UWF. He steps in the ring, shakes Shane's hand and grabs the mic::

Cat: Can i have your attention please? (crowd boos) Can i have your attention please? (crowd boo's again). SHUT THE HELL UP!! (crowd boo's louder and gives The Cat great heel heat throughout the interview). I know exactly what you people are thinking, you think that just because The Cat is here that he's gonna dance for you. Well thats not why im here, im here to run this show. Now the UWF has a commissioner and they couldnt have chosen a better man cuz I am the greatest!! Now that i'm here, ratings will go through the roof cuz im gonna make this show the best show ever and that starts on Friday. Now with Stevie Richards as the champion and Chris Benoit as a bona fide white trash loser, we need a new # 1 contender. So what im gonna do is book a special battle royal, the winner is the # 1 contender for the UWF title. The participants will be, from the Corporation: Triple H, Big Show, and Kurt Angle. From the JOB Squad: Blue Meanie, and Al Snow. I'll also include Benoit cuz i wanna see him get his ass whopped again. Even though he lost, The Undertaker will also be a part of this match cuz he was impressive and seems deserving of this chance. That gives us 7 guys for this match...lets make it an even 8. The last member of this 8-man over the top battle royal will be...Shane McMahon. ::Shane looks at The Cat with a scared/confused look on his face:: Don't worry Shane, nobody's gonna do anything to the king of sting. Your gonna go in there and your gonna kick some ass. The Cat has spoken, now hit my music

::The Cat's song plays and he and Shane leave the ring. They seem to be arguing over Cat's decision to have Shane in the main event on Friday::

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