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Date Posted: 14:02:29 07/01/00 Sat
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: Tuesday night

::Kurt Angle shows up at the Hartford Civic Center with a Carolina Hurricanes jersey and a Patriots hat on. He walks down to a darkened ring to a loud chorus of boos. However halfway down to the ring his new pyros are set off, showering Our Olympic Hero in red, white, and blue sparks. After the pyros the lights over the ring are turned up. Kurt steps into the ring and takes a mic from someone standing next to the ring::
People of Hartford, you are in for a treat. You don't deserve this treat, but you will get it anyway, it's true, it's true. Well we could move in the middle of Tuesday like your dear friends the Whal...I mean Hurricanes. Then again we could pull a move like the Patriots and tell you we're coming only to get a better deal somewhere else. Who can blame these two franchises? I mean look at this city. If ever there was a third class city, Hartford would be it, it's true, it's true. Hopefully the powers that be decide to move the Tuesday matches to a better city before it's too late. But no matter where Tuesday night Torture will be held, you will finally get another chance to see all of It's True in action, it's true, it's true. It will be your Olympic gold medalist and number one contender for the European belt, Kurt Angle, along with all of our favorite tag team champions Edge and Christian, taking on Al Snow and Blue Meanie. Think about it. You get to see the tag champions AND America's greatest hero, ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!! It's true, it's true. Obviously Shane is looking to send these two a message, so he picked three of the best athletes in this fed to send it. Well, Al, Blue, Shane would just like us to tell you guys that you are not in the same class as It's True and The Corporation. Now Shawn, I know that you like this match because it means you will hold the European belt a little longer, but don't worry Europeans. Pretty soon, Kurt Angle will rightfully return you to full continent status. That cretin Shawn Michaels can hold you down no longer. I mean Shawn, do you have any idea the riots that you have caused on The Continent? Rome is a wall of fire, all because of your comment. London is in an uproar. Barcelona is beside itself. And let's not even mention Moscow. You will pay for degrading such a wonderful land. But for more on the Tuesday match, I'd like to introduce THE BEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS EVER, Your Olympic Hero's heroes, EDGE AND CHRISTIAN...

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