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Date Posted: 23:29:04 07/01/00 Sat
Author: Holly Cousins
Subject: Well,Big Show,Stevie,Rock and Kane



*The Holly's titantron comes on and Hardcore and Crash walks into an arena filled with boos.Crash continues to walk with the scale and Hardcore mouthing out everyone.*



*Hardcore grabs the mic.*



Hardcore:Well,Stevie,I told you Benoit will win his title.He deserves it.But what I didn't deserve was the Rock stealing my number one contendership.Rock,you damn sure lucky my modem went out and I couldn't roleplay.I would be grateful now because I am gonna kick your ass all over the ring.You talk so much trash,but you just signed a check saying that your ass can't cash.Pay to the order of Hardcore in the amount of AN ABSOLUTELY BIG ASS WHOOPING!No one talks more trash than me.I give a damn about nobody.I do what I want and that's the bottom line.Stevie,I am gonna whip your skinny ass into shape.You never have met my weight requirement.Go to the nearest candy store with your crazy ass friends and eat the whole freaking store.At least then,you would be closest to my weight requirement.There might be some dumb people surrounding this ring ready to srew me,but I will just crush them with my tremendous weight.Nothing is ever gonna stop me from winning this match.And you and Big Show will find out what Hardcore is all about.



Crash:Ha!What a hardcore match I had.But Kane came out champion?Kane,I am coming after that belt.I will never forget you and Big Show chokeslamming me through a table.I am gonna get my revenge on you and take the belt to the real hardcore person,ME!But now,I finally get my hands on the Big Show.Big Show,you weigh 500 lbs.,but you weigh nothing up there in that hollow head of yours.DUH-DUH.I'M THE BIG SHOW AND I'M STUPID!I'M SLOW.Well,Big Show,you may be a superheavyweight,but I am a superheavyweight with speed.I will hit you with the heaviest dropkicks that the world will ever see.And I will make sure that I will drive you through a flaming hot table.And you will regret the day you crashed into Crash Holly.

*The Holly's leave the ring.*

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