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Date Posted: 13:15:24 05/13/03 Tue
Author: Jeff Harrison
Subject: MOON LIZARDS

ROT SANDAL: Listen to this one. A man, his wife, and his daughter walk into a desert, right? They wander around, they're lost, and they're starving. The wife offers herself up as food, ok?, but the guy says no, he'll be the meal.
But the woman says no, too. They reason that being a single parent is no way to go at things. So they eat the kid.

THIMBLE PINCH: They're stupid. They shudda ate a lizard or something.

ROT SANDAL: There are no ---

THIMBLE PINCH: There ARE lizards in the desert. There are lizards everywhere, except the moon.

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