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Date Posted: 04:45:31 02/17/02 Sun
Author: Robb
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day
In reply to: Gerrit Hamilton 's message, "Valentine's Day" on 17:08:47 02/16/02 Sat

I'll bring the truth here, and then attempt to, er, ask some of the other, more colorful posters to chime in with their stories later.

I've spent a bunch of these "with" somebody and lately spent a bunch of them without (no quotes needed for that one) anybody, so really my take on the day is how it's absolutely impossible to go out in public on that day. Everyone drives really poorly because they have dinner reservations and married guys -- guys who have been married a long, long time, but not so long that they've forgotten about sex completely -- are all testy on the highway drive home because this is their one big chance for guaranteed sex and everything. But anyway, yeah, after attempting to hit a supermarket to get some lunch there must have been fifty guys with roses and chocolates at check-out. Why is it when guys are acting their straightest that they really come off the most GAY? I don't know. I really don't.

Anyway, the closest thing I have to someone of significance (meaning if I didn't live seven states away I'd *be* one of those guys I was mocking earlier, because she's a real sweetheart of a girl) went and got pictures taken of her for a computer game I'm working on. So that was pretty cool for me.


Dude, I think you did the right thing in not trusting the On-Birth-Control-Fib. If someone wants to know what Jetstream BBS is all about, well, that right there sums it up. ADVICE YOU CAN USE, KIDS. And what the hell is up with a girl who is good-to-instantly-go getting squeamish when it comes to having her shirt taken off? I mean, : ????? The "being able to hit" thing I can understand -- at least this girl had the kindness to state it aloud and get it out there, unlike every other female who has engaged in sexual intercourse on the face of the planet since mankind lost the jutting forehead and designed the custom "Homo Sapiens" fur, though.


--R.

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