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Date Posted: 14:49:45 02/24/00 Thu
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Thursday Night...

{The scene is set inside the HWF Headquarters where Maxim Reality is waiting to speak with the Prez. He is wearing a black leather jacket, blue jeans, and a Prime Time Playaz shirt. He sees the camera, looks into it, and begins to speak.}



Maxim Reality: Well my match against Mankind got f*cked up thanks to McBain. I could have won that match a few times and so could have Mankind. But little Ryan McBain had to be a little queer and interfere as much as possible. But I shouldn't complain because I'll get the chance to kick his ass on Monday. And as for all the other sh*t that happened at Monday Night War, most of it either pisses me off or I really don't give a sh*t. Pirona came back but I don't care because he's tried making about four other comebacks and each and every one has failed miserably. Eric Jackson came back but I never thought he was all that tough. Extreme came back but he won't be able to last long here. I mean hell, I listened to his last interview and it was a joke! He wants to have a match with someone where the only way you win is giving your opponent a swirlie in a toilet! That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard! The whole Extreme World Order isn't gonna save ratings, the only way it will help ratings is whenever they get beat down by the Prime Time Playaz! And that I'm guessing will happen a lot in these coming weeks. Who the hell is in the EWO anyways? Extreme, Justin Tense, and Ryan McBain, right? Well Justin Tense has some talent for a newcomer but all in all he sucks. Ryan McBain is still the same asshole everyone hates. And Extreme is an oversized fag who can only beat on women. I don't give a damn how big you are, Extreme, because one way or another the Prime Time Playaz are gonna give you some payback for what you did to Bubbles. So I suggest you stay far away from the PTP if you want to continue breathing. So Monday was definitely a night of surprises, and a lot of them have pissed off the greatest stable in the HWF today. But that's all I've got to say about that… except, I'd like to congratulate C-Rock and Blue Devil for winning the Tag Titles.

{Maxim takes a short breath and begins speaking again.}

And speaking of titles, I've got to defend the People's Championship against Eclipse and Mark Baldwin on Thursday. Normally, I'd be pissed about fighting two matches before my World Title shot, but Thursday's match should be easy as hell. First of all, Mark Baldwin gets a shot at the Hardcore Title and Riot kicks his ass. And now he gets a shot at MY title?? What the hell gives this POD c*cksucker two title shots? He's won one match during his entire three weeks in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation and he already gets two title shots? First of all, he doesn't even deserve ONE title shot. The only reason he got to fight for the Hardcore Title was because Mark Dunn was generous. But then Dunn had to leave, so Baldwin had to fight Riot. And it's not like Riot is much competition. And even though Riot sucks, Baldwin STILL lost! Now that is fucking pathetic! Every time I hear a Baldwin interview it's usually him, in his cruddy-ass apartment talking about POD. He is the most boring and worthless wrestler this sport has ever seen. But there is one thing about Baldwin I'll admit is impressive. His finisher 'That's Gonna Leave A Mark!' is a damned good move. But, personally, that move is too impressive for someone as shitty as Baldwin. So the Extreme Technician, Maxim Reality has a proposition for Baldwin: If I beat you-- wait, scratch that. WHEN I beat you, your finisher will be mine! You will no longer be able to use it. It will belong solely to Maxim Reality. What do you think about that, punk? Of course, everyone knows you could never beat me, but if you've got the balls to put your finisher on the line, then do it! And I'm gonna show the world that the gayest POD fan on the planet is f*cking loser! In Mark's latest interview he said some sh*t about not respecting me because he doesn't know me or some crap like that. And then he said something that pisses me off but it makes me laugh as well. He said "the only reason Maxim Reality is the champ is because he hasn't faced me!". Now first of all, that is funny because in his entire career he has won one match against a truckload of jobbers. And it gets me mad because he has the balls to talk sh*t about me?! Give me a f*cking break!! This guy doesn't stand a chance against me! And to tell you the truth, Baldwin, you don't have to respect me. But if you want to leave that ring with all your f*cking body parts, then I suggest you show some amount of respect towards me. You think just because you come to the ring and act like a queer, I'm gonna be impressed? Not really, bitch. There is nothing about you that impresses me except your finisher. And hell, you're all confident about beating Eclipse when even he can beat your ass! You say you're one of the best wrestlers ever and all that crap when someone as bad as Riot beats you?! That is so pathetic it's funny! You have all this confidence that you can easily take away MY title, but you can't even beat people like Riot. You are so lucky Mark Dunn couldn't fight in that match because he would have absolutely destroyed you! Face it, Mark Baldwin, you will never in a million years have what it takes to hang with someone like Maxim Reality. And if you know what's good for you, ask the Prez to remove you from this match so you don't get hurt.

{Suddenly, the door to the Prez' office opens and Maxim is called in. After a few minutes, he comes back and takes a seat in the waiting room.}

Well the Prez just told me I've got to cut back on my excessive swearing. He says he's trying to clean up HWF around the edges and all the swearing my interviews isn't helping. And as everyone noticed, Jim Wilson is gonna get into some deep sh*t if he doesn't cut back on his f*cking language. Oh wait, I just swore like f*cking three times! Damn, I need some work on this kinda stuff. Anyways, back to Hardcore Thursday. My other opponent will be Riot's partner, Eclipse. Now Eclipse and Riot have always had some potential in my point of view. I think if they work hard, they'll really make an impact in this federation. Sure, I constantly call them jobbers, but I'm just calling it the way I see it. But of all the jobbers in this federation, they are definitely the most fun to watch. People like White Devil and Badd Blood are boring. They're interviews are irritating and they can't wrestle for sh*t. But Riot and Eclipse have definitely got some talent. Now, Eclipse, as you may have noticed, I think you're pretty good. But this does not mean I think you have even the slightest chance against me. Your finishers 'Lunar' and 'Horizon' are pretty good too, but they will not be used on me. And even if they were, I think have the ability to kick out. And even though I have some respect for you, it doesn't mean I'm not going to do whatever I can to annihilate you. I'm gonna be using chairs, tacks, tables, and submissions to make sure I retain my title on Thursday. Don't take it personally, but that's just the way I do business. It doesn't matter who the hell I'm fighting because winning is one of the most important things in my career. The only time that rule doesn't apply is when I'm fighting a fellow stable-mate. Respect means nothing inside a ring of the HWF. It doesn't matter what you've accomplished or what people think of you. Second best doesn't cut it in a fed like this one. You've got to give it your very all to be the best at what you do. And that's what I've been doing ever since I came to this federation. I've bloodied my knuckles for the fans and I've cracked my ribs for titles. Watered down, bullsh*t wrestling just doesn't cut it anymore. Weak-ass federations pay you crap for money and never give you the respect you deserve. That's why people like me came to the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. I'm not in it for the money. If you work hard, you get recognized. And recognition is what it's all about. Without the HWF, people would have never known about the existence of Maxim Reality. And someday Eclipse, I'm sure you'll be as well known as me and the rest of the Prime Time Playaz. But in order to be the man, you've got to beat the man. I'm not saying that I run this federation, but I've done enough to say I play a big part in it. But you know what I just realized, Eclipse? You're a member of the Extreme World Order. And as you know, I'm already pissed at all of them. So this gives me an even better excuse for beating the living piss out of you. And I'm gonna make you like every second of it! And this match should get me ready for my World Title shot, so don't be surprised if I snap your foot off on Thursday. Because after what happened to Bubbles, I'm looking for some vengeance. And since Eclipse is a member of the EWO, he will be the perfect target. And Eclipse you're gonna need everything you got if you want to take away MY title. Because the People's Championship belongs to the people! And I'm gonna do whatever I can to make sure it stays with them!

And speaking of titles, since the People's Championship belongs to the people. Guess who the World Title will belong to very soon?
…
THE PRIME TIME PLAYAZ!!!

{Maxim picks up his gym bag and leaves the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's Headquarters and heads to the airport.}






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