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Date Posted: 15:03:29 02/24/00 Thu
Author: Extreme
Subject: Your next biatch
In reply to: Maxim Reality 's message, "Thursday Night..." on 14:49:45 02/24/00 Thu

> {The scene is set inside
> the HWF Headquarters where Maxim Reality is waiting to
> speak with the Prez. He is wearing a black leather
> jacket, blue jeans, and a Prime Time Playaz shirt. He
> sees the camera, looks into it, and begins to speak.}
>
> > src="http://www.wwf.com/stars/biophoto/kenshamrock/imag
> es/sham2.jpg">
>
> Maxim Reality: > color="orange"> Well my match against Mankind got
> f*cked up thanks to McBain. I could have won that
> match a few times and so could have Mankind. But
> little Ryan McBain had to be a little queer and
> interfere as much as possible. But I shouldn't
> complain because I'll get the chance to kick his ass
> on Monday. And as for all the other sh*t that
> happened at Monday Night War, most of it either pisses
> me off or I really don't give a sh*t. Pirona came
> back but I don't care because he's tried making about
> four other comebacks and each and every one has failed
> miserably. Eric Jackson came back but I never thought
> he was all that tough. Extreme came back but he won't
> be able to last long here. I mean hell, I listened to
> his last interview and it was a joke! He wants to
> have a match with someone where the only way you win
> is giving your opponent a swirlie in a toilet! That's
> the most pathetic thing I've ever heard! The whole
> Extreme World Order isn't gonna save ratings, the only
> way it will help ratings is whenever they get beat
> down by the Prime Time Playaz! And that I'm guessing
> will happen a lot in these coming weeks. Who the hell
> is in the EWO anyways? Extreme, Justin Tense, and
> Ryan McBain, right? Well Justin Tense has some talent
> for a newcomer but all in all he sucks. Ryan McBain
> is still the same asshole everyone hates. And Extreme
> is an oversized fag who can only beat on women. I
> don't give a damn how big you are, Extreme, because
> one way or another the Prime Time Playaz are gonna
> give you some payback for what you did to Bubbles. So
> I suggest you stay far away from the PTP if you want
> to continue breathing. So Monday was definitely a
> night of surprises, and a lot of them have pissed off
> the greatest stable in the HWF today. But that's all
> I've got to say about that� except, I'd like to
> congratulate C-Rock and Blue Devil for winning the Tag
> Titles.
>
> {Maxim takes a short breath and
> begins speaking again.}
>
> And speaking of titles, I've
> got to defend the People's Championship against
> Eclipse and Mark Baldwin on Thursday. Normally, I'd
> be pissed about fighting two matches before my World
> Title shot, but Thursday's match should be easy as
> hell. First of all, Mark Baldwin gets a shot at the
> Hardcore Title and Riot kicks his ass. And now he
> gets a shot at MY title?? What the hell gives this
> POD c*cksucker two title shots? He's won one match
> during his entire three weeks in the Hardcore
> Wrestling Federation and he already gets two title
> shots? First of all, he doesn't even deserve ONE
> title shot. The only reason he got to fight for the
> Hardcore Title was because Mark Dunn was generous.
> But then Dunn had to leave, so Baldwin had to fight
> Riot. And it's not like Riot is much competition.
> And even though Riot sucks, Baldwin STILL lost! Now
> that is fucking pathetic! Every time I hear a Baldwin
> interview it's usually him, in his cruddy-ass
> apartment talking about POD. He is the most boring
> and worthless wrestler this sport has ever seen. But
> there is one thing about Baldwin I'll admit is
> impressive. His finisher 'That's Gonna Leave A Mark!'
> is a damned good move. But, personally, that move is
> too impressive for someone as shitty as Baldwin. So
> the Extreme Technician, Maxim Reality has a
> proposition for Baldwin: If I beat you-- wait, scratch
> that. WHEN I beat you, your finisher will be mine!
> You will no longer be able to use it. It will belong
> solely to Maxim Reality. What do you think about
> that, punk? Of course, everyone knows you could never
> beat me, but if you've got the balls to put your
> finisher on the line, then do it! And I'm gonna show
> the world that the gayest POD fan on the planet is
> f*cking loser! In Mark's latest interview he said
> some sh*t about not respecting me because he doesn't
> know me or some crap like that. And then he said
> something that pisses me off but it makes me laugh as
> well. He said "the only reason Maxim Reality is the
> champ is because he hasn't faced me!". Now first of
> all, that is funny because in his entire career he has
> won one match against a truckload of jobbers. And it
> gets me mad because he has the balls to talk sh*t
> about me?! Give me a f*cking break!! This guy
> doesn't stand a chance against me! And to tell you
> the truth, Baldwin, you don't have to respect me. But
> if you want to leave that ring with all your f*cking
> body parts, then I suggest you show some amount of
> respect towards me. You think just because you come
> to the ring and act like a queer, I'm gonna be
> impressed? Not really, bitch. There is nothing about
> you that impresses me except your finisher. And hell,
> you're all confident about beating Eclipse when even
> he can beat your ass! You say you're one of the best
> wrestlers ever and all that crap when someone as bad
> as Riot beats you?! That is so pathetic it's funny!
> You have all this confidence that you can easily take
> away MY title, but you can't even beat people like
> Riot. You are so lucky Mark Dunn couldn't fight in
> that match because he would have absolutely destroyed
> you! Face it, Mark Baldwin, you will never in a
> million years have what it takes to hang with someone
> like Maxim Reality. And if you know what's good for
> you, ask the Prez to remove you from this match so you
> don't get hurt.
>
> {Suddenly, the door to the Prez'
> office opens and Maxim is called in. After a few
> minutes, he comes back and takes a seat in the waiting
> room.}
>
> Well the Prez just told me
> I've got to cut back on my excessive swearing. He
> says he's trying to clean up HWF around the edges and
> all the swearing my interviews isn't helping. And as
> everyone noticed, Jim Wilson is gonna get into some
> deep sh*t if he doesn't cut back on his f*cking
> language. Oh wait, I just swore like f*cking three
> times! Damn, I need some work on this kinda stuff.
> Anyways, back to Hardcore Thursday. My other opponent
> will be Riot's partner, Eclipse. Now Eclipse and Riot
> have always had some potential in my point of view. I
> think if they work hard, they'll really make an impact
> in this federation. Sure, I constantly call them
> jobbers, but I'm just calling it the way I see it.
> But of all the jobbers in this federation, they are
> definitely the most fun to watch. People like White
> Devil and Badd Blood are boring. They're interviews
> are irritating and they can't wrestle for sh*t. But
> Riot and Eclipse have definitely got some talent.
> Now, Eclipse, as you may have noticed, I think you're
> pretty good. But this does not mean I think you have
> even the slightest chance against me. Your finishers
> 'Lunar' and 'Horizon' are pretty good too, but they
> will not be used on me. And even if they were, I
> think have the ability to kick out. And even though I
> have some respect for you, it doesn't mean I'm not
> going to do whatever I can to annihilate you. I'm
> gonna be using chairs, tacks, tables, and submissions
> to make sure I retain my title on Thursday. Don't
> take it personally, but that's just the way I do
> business. It doesn't matter who the hell I'm fighting
> because winning is one of the most important things in
> my career. The only time that rule doesn't apply is
> when I'm fighting a fellow stable-mate. Respect means
> nothing inside a ring of the HWF. It doesn't matter
> what you've accomplished or what people think of you.
> Second best doesn't cut it in a fed like this one.
> You've got to give it your very all to be the best at
> what you do. And that's what I've been doing ever
> since I came to this federation. I've bloodied my
> knuckles for the fans and I've cracked my ribs for
> titles. Watered down, bullsh*t wrestling just doesn't
> cut it anymore. Weak-ass federations pay you crap for
> money and never give you the respect you deserve.
> That's why people like me came to the Hardcore
> Wrestling Federation. I'm not in it for the money.
> If you work hard, you get recognized. And recognition
> is what it's all about. Without the HWF, people would
> have never known about the existence of Maxim Reality.
> And someday Eclipse, I'm sure you'll be as well known
> as me and the rest of the Prime Time Playaz. But in
> order to be the man, you've got to beat the man. I'm
> not saying that I run this federation, but I've done
> enough to say I play a big part in it. But you know
> what I just realized, Eclipse? You're a member of
> the Extreme World Order. And as you know, I'm already
> pissed at all of them. So this gives me an even
> better excuse for beating the living piss out of you.
> And I'm gonna make you like every second of it! And
> this match should get me ready for my World Title
> shot, so don't be surprised if I snap your foot off on
> Thursday. Because after what happened to Bubbles, I'm
> looking for some vengeance. And since Eclipse is a
> member of the EWO, he will be the perfect target. And
> Eclipse you're gonna need everything you got if you
> want to take away MY title. Because the People's
> Championship belongs to the people! And I'm gonna do
> whatever I can to make sure it stays with them!
>
> And speaking of titles, since
> the People's Championship belongs to the people.
> Guess who the World Title will belong to very soon?
> �
> THE PRIME TIME PLAYAZ!!!
>
> {Maxim picks up his gym bag and
> leaves the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's
> Headquarters and heads to the airport.}
>
>

>
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