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Date Posted: 18:20:05 02/27/00 Sun
Author: eric jackson
Subject: THIS ONE...(don't ask me why i called it breakfast at tiffany's)



"n 2 gether now" by limp bizkit plays and eric jackson walks out wearing a backwards red new york yankees hat, a new extreme team logo t-shirt that has the names of all four of the members on it...he is also wearing baggy jeans and he has a microphone in his hand. he gets into the ring, and the fireworks go off in a square shape around the ring 3 times...just like his old pyros. eric then exchanges microphones with the referee on the outside becuz his doesn't work...the crowd is on their feet and they are ecstatic that eric jackson is live and in person. one person is holding up a sign that says "eric can't kick my azz!" but theres another sign right next to him that says "bullsh-t!" eric sees it and laughs, and he begins to speak...

Eric Jackson: This place smells like it has teen spirit! wuz up chi-town? i don't really have that much to say, but i'm forced to say sumthin, so i will. i will start off with my tag team title match at the PPV. all four of those teams are respectable, but only two of them are better than that...unfortunately, team extreme, me and mankind will take your heads off and place them in your hands...you see, w/the hardcore king, and the best there ever was (that is NOT bret hart) and is and forever remains in the soul of the Hardcore wrestling federation...eric jackson...we will tear everyone apart for that gold. there are several reasons why mankind and i are just the greatest...you want me to list them? well, thats why i brought this paper...

Eric Jackson pulls out some paper out of his pocket, and he unfolds it and begins to read from the top. there are a lot of reasons on there, becuz the pages are real thick and theyre stapled together...he begins to read them off and the crowd begins to sit and listens to what eric jackson has to say...

Eric Jackson: there is a pretty big paper here, so i'll just skip through the important details...

1) MANKIND and ERIC JACKSON!
2) we can actually back up what we say!
3) we both have the experience--
3a) both on the singles level
3b) both together on the tag team level
3c) against the opponents we are facing...
4) we have a mix of wrestling styles (brawler, technician, high flyer, power)
5) we don't need help from our friends...in fact, we'll be beating the crap out of them.
6) we don't give a damn about rules--and you know what? THERE IS NONE...
7) we roleplay more frequently than others

Eric Jackson: so those are a few to think about...there is a lot more, but i didn't feel like boring you with the greatness with mick foley, and eric jackson...now i will go on to the hardcore tag title match that we are in...nyte ryda...i know that you have been new and introduced to the hardcore scene in the hardcore wrestling federation since i left. now you are stuck w/a partner of your choice. i must be honest, i'm not sure who it is yet, and being honest, i must say that i really don't give a sh-t!!!

The crowd pops as eric jackson says that, and eric jackson walks out of the ring to grab a chair...he throws it into the ring...then he grabs a table...he slides it into the ring...then he grabs a 2x4...he carries it into the ring...and then he begins to speak again. the crowd has no idea what eric jackson is doing...

Eric Jackson: now the reason that i brought these three "wrestling utensils" into this ring, is becuz of a simple point. i know that this is the "hardcore tag team title match" between nyte ryda and ??? vs. eric "kick azz" jackson--THATS ME!--and mankind--the most crazy individual i ever met, so there is no rules. anything goes. anyone gets injured. somebody gets knocked out...hell, nobody gives a f---! they treat you like sh-t, and you give sh-t to them...that is why we will be victorious in not only one, but two tag team title fights in the upcoming weeks...we will hit nyte ryda, and anyone that interferes with any one of these items...and possibly other ones! prime time playas, i dare you...just jump into this match. come on...we don't need any help. if you got sumthin against us, then me and mankind will be more then happy to settle it with you. we'll beat your ass!!! we'll beat your ass so hard...you just wait. if you got anything against us, then dammit, we're right here. i'm right here. come get me...i'd like to see you try. oh, hey, extreme. you think you're all big and bad...then why don't you get your lazy-and-over-the-hill-ass down here and we can settle it in a deathmatch! i wanna beat your ass more than anybody now...so you can either accept the match by e-mailing the prez or you can click here and have fun down where you belong. extreme, you don't know how much i wanna beat the crap outta you after saying all that sh-t to me. i thought that we were still at least aqquaintances until your sorry-ass had to say all that sh-t to me...and now i'm ready to kill you...and c-rock...i've always wanted to kill you. it all started out where you ended my unbeaten streak. and til this day, the only person to ever have beaten me (other than mankind) was c-rock. c-rock, lemme tell ya this...i am so sick and tired of beating your @$$ only to come to a lame-ass finish...we either fight to a no-contest-which has happened several times...or either you or me has won by a slim margin. c-rock, we are pretty even as wrestlers, but i dunno now. since i am back, i have heard from people that you haven't done as well as you normally have in the past...but that's just better for me, isn't it? now, on march 12th at the PPV, I am gonna take away your stupid lil TV title, but i deserve a lot higher. i know that i am new in the fed again, so i hafta prove myself-as i have said hundreds of times...so i guess that the TV Title won't matter much. i'll just drop it to pirona or sumbody. speaking of pirona, i knew you would pull through. i knew that you had "establishment" written all over ya...but mankind was pirona splashed, and i'm sure he'll forgive ya for it. mankind really doesnt care, nothing hurts him...but pirona, welcome to the club...its gonna be a long time that this stable will last hopefully...so anyway, c-rock...extreme...everyone involved in the tag team titles...hell, everyone in the hardcore wrestling federation other than the establishment...watch out...i will be on top again...

"just like this" blares across the stadium and eric jackson walks out of the ring, with the crowd on their feet...he hopes that extreme will say "yeah" to a deathmatch, and he also knows that he will be on top again. everybody is cheering as eric jackson walks through the curtains, and the HWF announcers begin to speak about his charisma and how that match at the PPV between him and c-rock will be worth paying for...

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