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Date Posted: 18:22:02 02/27/00 Sun
Author: eric jackson
Subject: okay, sorry, i messed up on 2 of them...READ THIS ONE, NOT THOSE BELOW
In reply to: eric jackson 's message, "THIS ONE...(don't ask me why i called it breakfast at tiffany's)" on 18:20:05 02/27/00 Sun

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> "n 2 gether now" by limp bizkit plays and eric jackson
> walks out wearing a backwards red new york yankees
> hat, a new extreme team logo t-shirt that has the
> names of all four of the members on it...he is also
> wearing baggy jeans and he has a microphone in his
> hand. he gets into the ring, and the fireworks go off
> in a square shape around the ring 3 times...just like
> his old pyros. eric then exchanges microphones with
> the referee on the outside becuz his doesn't
> work...the crowd is on their feet and they are
> ecstatic that eric jackson is live and in person. one
> person is holding up a sign that says "eric can't kick
> my azz!" but theres another sign right next to him
> that says "bullsh-t!" eric sees it and laughs, and he
> begins to speak...
>
> Eric Jackson: This place smells like it has teen
> spirit! wuz up chi-town? i don't really have that
> much to say, but i'm forced to say sumthin, so i will.
> i will start off with my tag team title match at the
> PPV. all four of those teams are respectable, but
> only two of them are better than that...unfortunately,
> team extreme, me and mankind will take your heads off
> and place them in your hands...you see, w/the hardcore
> king, and the best there ever was (that is NOT bret
> hart) and is and forever remains in the soul of the
> Hardcore wrestling federation...eric jackson...we will
> tear everyone apart for that gold. there are several
> reasons why mankind and i are just the greatest...you
> want me to list them? well, thats why i brought this
> paper...
>
> Eric Jackson pulls out some paper out of his pocket,
> and he unfolds it and begins to read from the top.
> there are a lot of reasons on there, becuz the pages
> are real thick and theyre stapled together...he begins
> to read them off and the crowd begins to sit and
> listens to what eric jackson has to say... > color="red">
>
> Eric Jackson: there is a pretty big paper here, so
> i'll just skip through the important details...
>
> 1) MANKIND and ERIC JACKSON!
> 2) we can actually back up what we say!
> 3) we both have the experience--
> 3a) both on the singles level
> 3b) both together on the tag team level
> 3c) against the opponents we are facing...
> 4) we have a mix of wrestling styles (brawler,
> technician, high flyer, power)
> 5) we don't need help from our friends...in fact,
> we'll be beating the crap out of them.
> 6) we don't give a damn about rules--and you know
> what? THERE IS NONE...
> 7) we roleplay more frequently than others
>
> Eric Jackson: so those are a few to think
> about...there is a lot more, but i didn't feel like
> boring you with the greatness with mick foley, and
> eric jackson...now i will go on to the hardcore tag
> title match that we are in...nyte ryda...i know that
> you have been new and introduced to the hardcore scene
> in the hardcore wrestling federation since i left.
> now you are stuck w/a partner of your choice. i must
> be honest, i'm not sure who it is yet, and being
> honest, i must say that i really don't give a
> sh-t!!!
>
> The crowd pops as eric jackson says that, and eric
> jackson walks out of the ring to grab a chair...he
> throws it into the ring...then he grabs a table...he
> slides it into the ring...then he grabs a 2x4...he
> carries it into the ring...and then he begins to speak
> again. the crowd has no idea what eric jackson is
> doing...
>
> Eric Jackson: now the reason that i brought
> these three "wrestling utensils" into this ring, is
> becuz of a simple point. i know that this is the
> "hardcore tag team title match" between nyte ryda and
> ??? vs. eric "kick azz" jackson--THATS ME!--and
> mankind--the most crazy individual i ever met, so
> there is no rules. anything goes. anyone gets
> injured. somebody gets knocked out...hell, nobody
> gives a f---! they treat you like sh-t, and you give
> sh-t to them...that is why we will be victorious in
> not only one, but two tag team title fights in the
> upcoming weeks...we will hit nyte ryda, and anyone
> that interferes with any one of these items...and
> possibly other ones! prime time playas, i dare
> you...just jump into this match. come on...we don't
> need any help. if you got sumthin against us, then me
> and mankind will be more then happy to settle it with
> you. we'll beat your ass!!! we'll beat your ass so
> hard...you just wait. if you got anything against us,
> then dammit, we're right here. i'm right here. come
> get me...i'd like to see you try. oh, hey, extreme.
> you think you're all big and bad...then why don't you
> get your lazy-and-over-the-hill-ass down here and we
> can settle it in a deathmatch! i wanna beat your ass
> more than anybody now...so you can either accept the
> match by e-mailing rel=nofollow target=_blank > href="mailto:slipknotchamber3@aol.com"> the prez
> or you can click
> here and have fun down where you belong.
> extreme, you don't know how much i wanna beat the crap
> outta you after saying all that sh-t to me. i thought
> that we were still at least aqquaintances until your
> sorry-ass had to say all that sh-t to me...and now i'm
> ready to kill you...and c-rock...i've always wanted to
> kill you. it all started out where you ended my
> unbeaten streak. and til this day, the only person to
> ever have beaten me (other than mankind) was c-rock.
> c-rock, lemme tell ya this...i am so sick and tired of
> beating your @$$ only to come to a lame-ass
> finish...we either fight to a no-contest-which has
> happened several times...or either you or me has won
> by a slim margin. c-rock, we are pretty even as
> wrestlers, but i dunno now. since i am back, i have
> heard from people that you haven't done as well as you
> normally have in the past...but that's just better for
> me, isn't it? now, on march 12th at the PPV, I am
> gonna take away your stupid lil TV title, but i
> deserve a lot higher. i know that i am new in the fed
> again, so i hafta prove myself-as i have said hundreds
> of times...so i guess that the TV Title won't matter
> much. i'll just drop it to pirona or sumbody.
> speaking of pirona, i knew you would pull through. i
> knew that you had "establishment" written all over
> ya...but mankind was pirona splashed, and i'm sure
> he'll forgive ya for it. mankind really doesnt care,
> nothing hurts him...but pirona, welcome to the
> club...its gonna be a long time that this stable will
> last hopefully...so anyway,
> c-rock...extreme...everyone involved in the tag team
> titles...hell, everyone in the hardcore wrestling
> federation other than the establishment...watch
> out...i will be on top again...
>
> "just like this" blares across the stadium and eric
> jackson walks out of the ring, with the crowd on their
> feet...he hopes that extreme will say "yeah" to a
> deathmatch, and he also knows that he will be on top
> again. everybody is cheering as eric jackson walks
> through the curtains, and the HWF announcers begin to
> speak about his charisma and how that match at the PPV
> between him and c-rock will be worth paying for...

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