A poem to cheer up the trolls....especially DaBarFly! *warning* the enclosed relates to OUR MAN, ROBERT--do NOT read on empty stomach>>>>>>> -- All About Robert

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Subject: A poem to cheer up the trolls....especially DaBarFly! *warning* the enclosed relates to OUR MAN, ROBERT--do NOT read on empty stomach>>>>>>>

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Dtroll

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Date Posted: 00:40:30 09/12/01 Wed

If I were Mrs. Robert
How happy I would be
Just hanging with my honey
At the crotch of Mr. C!

If I were Mrs. Robert
Oh, the joy I would know
Bonding with the mailman
While hubby frus
the 'nads of Crowe!

If I were Mrs. Robert
I'd never be confessing
Not a single word I'd spill
'bout hubby's cross-dressing

Being Mrs. Robert
No joy could be greater
than twiddling my thumbs
while hubby wacks off to
Gladiator!

If I were Mrs. Robert
Tickled pink I would be
to be the one and only
Mrs. Fru Fairy!

If I were Mrs. Robert
I'd be so full of glee
Would paint the walls
and ceilings a lovely
burgundy!

Truth is, were I Mrs. Robert
That a headcase I would be
They'd find Robert's body in
the crawlspace
and the Mrs. up a tree!!!

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[> Subject: Ooops! How'd I make it soooooo big???
Author: Never mind! [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 00:44:05 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: I LOOOOVE IT AND THE BIGGER THE BETTER, isn't that what robert would say??
Author: blondei [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 01:37:45 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Pssssst...blondei....hey....psssst! Sorry 'bout that nasty midget thing. I really DID think it was a Crowe fru...honest. Here's a make-up fru from me to you!>>
Author: Dtroll [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:48:03 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> Subject: What did you win here??
Author: blondei learnt never to trust a troll today [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:03:13 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: This ain't no poem, it ain't got no ~~~~
Author: Kuntankerous [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:58:57 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: ROFL!! Hey, Kuntankerous, a graduate of FreeDUD's home schoolin', I presume? Blondei!! I did NOT lie--it's hard to make a positive identification when masks are involved!
Author: Dtroll [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:47:18 09/12/01 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Well, you certainly wouldn't be full of Robert, that is for sure.

Author:
Hand Tooled.
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Date Posted: 21:45:56 09/12/01 Wed

>If I were Mrs. Robert
>How happy I would be
>Just hanging with my honey
>At the crotch of Mr. C!
>
>If I were Mrs. Robert
>Oh, the joy I would know
>Bonding with the mailman
>While hubby frus
>the 'nads of Crowe!
>
>If I were Mrs. Robert
>I'd never be confessing
>Not a single word I'd spill
>'bout hubby's cross-dressing
>
>Being Mrs. Robert
>No joy could be greater
>than twiddling my thumbs
>while hubby wacks off to
>Gladiator!
>
>If I were Mrs. Robert
>Tickled pink I would be
>to be the one and only
>Mrs. Fru Fairy!
>
>
>If I were Mrs. Robert
>I'd be so full of glee
>Would paint the walls
>and ceilings a lovely
>burgundy!
>
>Truth is, were I Mrs. Robert
>That a headcase I would be
>They'd find Robert's body in
>the crawlspace
>and the Mrs. up a tree!!!

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[> [> Subject: Test for Tyrian Lady
Author: Dtroll [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:47:47 09/14/01 Fri [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Test for Tyrian Lady
Author: Tyrian Lady [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:44:10 09/14/01 Fri Hand Tools - Thanks! Our VERY own board? For that hunka-hunka burnin'love? ROOTTFFLLMMMFFFAAAOOO!!!!!! From that photogenic piccie of 'Robert', think he belongs down a sewer; not under this Bridge of Fabulous Trolls! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: A poem to cheer up the trolls....especially DaBarFly! warning the enclosed relates to OUR MAN, ROBERT--do NOT read on empty stomach>>>>>>>
Author: Jerry Lewis [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:03:16 09/15/01 Sat Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my f'n Gawd. That is brilliance, sheer brilliance. May I fondle Mr. C's nads in honor of this poem? Oh wait. Robert's got a clamp down on them, I may have to be penciled in for next week, ~~~~~~~LOL!~~~~~~~~ [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: I just re-read this, being a slow troll I sometimes need my time, and this is Troll-Shakespear!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: blondei [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:32:32 09/17/01 Mon >Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my f'n Gawd. That is >brilliance, sheer brilliance. May I fondle Mr. C's >nads in honor of this poem? Oh wait. Robert's got a >clamp down on them, I may have to be penciled in for >next week, ~~~~~~~LOL!~~~~~~~~ [ Post a Reply to This Message ]