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Date Posted: 02:43:21 08/06/02 Tue
Author: Don
Author Host/IP: 204.119.61.115
Subject: OK Greg! That does it!!!

Don

OK Greg! That does it!!!

You said-- “He is a bent poster, a persistent pest, brain-dead on logic, but almost all of
you are that.”



What the hell do you mean by this remark to me! Look, I’m very good at logic and I have
a paper to prove it. I am NOT a bent--a persistent-- poster. There was a day last year that I
did not post something--- so there!


Now I happen to know there is a God for a fact!! That is right. I have been keeping him a
secret for a long time because the world can’t handle the truth. Also I don’t like placing
my pearls before --- well-- lets just say Non-believers. So I have not told you this about
the true God.


Yes I have God in a shoe box under my bed, I finally caught him but he gets out every
now and then and deceives people into thinking he is not real. The logical proof is this--
“No one believes me that I have God in a shoe box.” Can you ask for MORE logical
proof than that!! You have to truly believe, honesty and sincerity, in order to see this Shoe
Box God. That makes sense to me, and it should to you also Greg, if you were truly
logical and not such a sinner.


Now this God is commonly referred to as the “Sock Monster”. That is right, He is a 2 in
1 God, not like the atheist call a 3 in 1 god. Here is the proof. A missing sock. Do you see
the missing sock? NOPE. There my friend is logical proof. If you could “see” the missing
sock you are deceived by the Shoe Box God that got out last night, but returned this
morning when I checked. So not seeing is logical. Have I told you to REPENT yet? Well
you better do it while you are looking for the missing sock under your bed, on your knees.



Now how many people have missing socks? Can you see them --NO so god can’t be seen
either but he is there, I can feel it deep in my heart and so it just makes sense, logical
sense. SO there.


Next time you find a missing sock-- I mean when a sock comes up missing-- I just want
you to know that the Shoe Box God has your number and you better believe that he is
real. If you do not believe he will send you to HELL> That is right. That is a place
where, for ever and ever, you live in all the rotten stinky socks that the Sock Monster
God collected, and your sins will be on your own head--I mean your naked feet, and you
can not blame god for he took your dirty sock a sign and a “wonder” for the last days.


Now I want you to repent for calling me ill at logic and a fanatic poster. If the likes of
Mondo can get an apology then I should be able to get two apology because I have the
one only true Shoe Box God.


Don

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