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(Silence. A golden thing. A lonely thing. And sadly, a sound that has become all too commonplace at GWA arena's and studios as of late. But there is a sense in the air that things are about to change, isn't there? Like somehow, someway, it's all going to be O.K.
This guy in front of us wants to be a part of that magic. A part, once again of the proudest wrestling federation on the face of god's green earth. But he's no savior.)

Man:You're damn right I'm no savior, no messiah. For one thing, there is already a guy running around proclaiming himself a messiah, and executing deadly sins upon people, and that's frankly a little too highbrow for me. Secondly, maybe you all heard the story about how they actually treated the messiah? He ended up stapled to a cross, so I don't think I'll be volunteering for Messiah-hood anytime in this life.

(His back is turned to the camera, his identity masked so easily. Everytime the cameraman tries to position to capture the man's face, he simply turns to keep the picture focused on his back.)

Man:Would you please stop that? The time will come when I let everyone know who I am, but the time ain't now bucko.

(He makes an akward bow, which, given the angle, points his ass at the camera.)

Man:I did inform everyone that I would be around a little this week didn't I? Yes, I'm quite sure I did. And low and behold, all over the internet, all over wrestling rags everywhere, there is rampant speculation on who the Mystery Man is.
It's EASY to tell who I am, you just have to know me, that's all.

(How many teeth can one guy have? When he flashes his smile, he seems to have about six million.)

Man:EASY, that's all I can say. If I were a wagering man, I would go with an idea I heard the other day on a discussion board, and that's an idea labeling me as "Smart" Alec Kidd. Oh, that's a pretty snappy guess there. Sense of humor, major pride in this place...

Man:Did Alec Kidd ever wrestle in the GWA? Did I ever wrestle in the GWA? Oh the years have been long, too long to recall everything that's happened. All this hear say about who I am, who I might be. But the thing that alarms me, the thing that frightens me is that those guys in the GWA, who I came out addressing before, well, it seems like maybe they have been abducted to the planet Grezbo or something because there isn't a peep out of the GWA lockerroom.

Man:And none out of GWA headquarters either. That's a particularly unpleasant development. I've heard they haven't even realeased the footage they taped for Insurrection on Wednesday night. Most distressing. But I hold hope eternal kids, and I have major plans developing that none of you out there want to miss

(He whirls to face the camera, and the cameraman gasps in recognition of the face. The mystery man grabs a cowboy hat and tosses it on with a smile. IT's It's Johnny Duwright!

(Latex and a wig, and this mystery man looks quite a lot like the famous DuWright sibling. A large grin is plastered on his face, but hey when you Duwright... you can't go wrong.)

Johnny Du-write:What do you think? Well you didn't really expect me to blow my cover so soon did you? No, of course not. I'll let the speculation build. Even as the doubts of the future of the GWA fade, I'll leave people with something more to talk about. The non-savior of the GWA, me. Johnny DuWright. Remember if you Do Write, be sure to include postage, otherwise the post office won't mail it.