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Date Posted: 21:21:08 10/22/01 Mon
Author: RADE
Subject: CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FINAL RADE?

(The scene opens up with Rade going to get some movies to watch cause he was suppose to go to Rozz house but Rade came up with a sore throat.)

(Rade thinking to himself, man I wish I was feeling better I would really liked to of went to Rozz house and Mac on his girlfriend she is looking good now, since she had that face lift and that tummy tuck.)

(Rade gets out of his truck goes inside the movie store and starts looking for some movies to watch.)

Rade: Can you tell me which movies are good?


Jennifer: Yeah well it depends on what kinda of movies you like?

Rade: I like scary movies, Fighting movies and porn videos.

Jennifer: well the porn I don’t watch so you will have to choose for yourself there, lets see have you seen Hannibal it was pretty scary? No wait have you seen all the Halloween’s with Michael Myers they are pretty scary?

Rade: Those sounds cools I will get the Halloween movies I will go get them.

(Rade goes to get them and turns around with a lost look on his face.)

Rade: Hey could you tell me where they are I would greatly appreciate it?

Jennifer: yes they are in the second to the last row back that way.

Rade: thanks

(Rade goes back and gets the movies he brings them to the counter and sets them on the counter.)

Jennifer: is that it for you?

Rade: yeah that’s it for tonight.

(Jennifer rings up the movies and Rade has to sign and piece of paper.)

Jennifer: Hey I Know who you are now I thought I saw you some were before but I could not picture it, your Rade off the GWA I seen you wrestle last week against jack Otis.

Rade: yeah that’s me I am getting ready to tag up with rozz to go after the tag belts and beat the hell out of snoops and assassin it will be no problem beating those two.

Jennifer: I thought there for a min that you beat Jack last week after you gave him the final Rade I thought you killed him when you kicked him like that.

Rade: nope I guess I just stunned him for a little bit, well I have to get home and start taking my medicine so I can get better and kick the Hell out of crisis this week. He wants a worthy opponent so I am going to give him one hell of a match.

Jennifer: ok see ya good luck with your match.

(Rade walks out the door and hops back in his truck about 5 min. later he is home he walks inside and starts watching a movie.)

(As Rade is sitting there watching these people get hacked into pieces he sits there and starts thinking, man I need to come up with a better attitude I think rozz is right, people sit there and make fun of me and I doubt myself and I lose my matches
Well this is the end of Rade the retard now I am just Rade the badass, so I am going to prove to everybody that Rade is a different guy now im not taking no more shit from nobody, In fact the next person that even says shit about me I am just going to kick the living hell out of them, that’s what the new Rade is going to do, I am going to start with crisis this week I am going to make an example out of him, people don’t take me serious I have no name people like black talon wanting to fight me, or at least that’s what the rumor is, but who cares im in and he is not so hahaha, but something that bothers me is why does Rozz always make fun of me what did I ever do to him, I guess that making fun of me just makes him feel like a man well we will see who is laughing last when I take his girlfriend away one day, but I want to know what the deal is with everybody making fun of me it just pisses me off just thinking about it, well I have to focus on my match against this pansy crisis like he is going to be a big threat to me I am feeling that I am going to win this match no problem I feel one hundred percent that I am going to win this match. I can just see it now and the winner of this match is RADE………. Now that has a nice ring to it, I guess this match would be a good oppurnity to use my new Special move the Radiator that will end crisis wrestling career right there and then, so I better tell the EMT’s to stand bye cause he is going to get put on the critical list after I get a hold of him. He has not felt pain yet till he gets in the ring with the new Rade, I am going all out on him I am tired of everybody so I am just going to use all this anger and pain and just start unleashing it on everybody, I guess I will have to start warning everybody not to f*ck around with me anymore.)

(There is a knock on the door and Rade turned off the movie and answered the door there in the door way stood Rozz.)

Rade: what the hell do you want if you are going to make fun of me I would not suggest it.

Rozz: I was wondering if I could crash at your place tonight jacking and me got into a fight and she kicked my ass out.

Rade: Yeah if you promise not to make fun of me anymore?

Rozz: I Promise that I won’t make fun of you.

Rade: you better not cause I am getting tired of it and of everybody, everybody making fun of me and mocking me, and who the hell is this Black talon that you know.

Rozz: he is a friend that I met along time ago he is an asshole.

Rade: so what the hell does he want to fight me for I have never done anything to him before?

Rozz: He says you are stupid and he hates stupid people.

Rade: well I will kick his ass for him if he wants me to, hell I will beat him so bad that he will draw a stupid check.

Rozz: so what are you going to do about crisis?

Rade: The same thing you are going to do with odyssey kick his ass, I turned into a new man while ago I got to thinking I am going to start going into matches with positive attitudes and if I loose I loose no more excuses from me, I am going to be a different person form now on.

Rozz: it is about damn time that’s the way I want you too be for when we go for the tag gold I want you too be a bad ass you have the size but you are not using your smarts that what wrestling is using you brain and your wits to get ahead and win some matches.

Rade: well say goodbye to the old Rade and hello to the new Rade, I even want the fans behind me I am going to start winning for them, I am tired of not having people liking me.

Rozz: that’s the way I was and now since I have the fans on my side I have been winning all my matches, hell look what I did to Daher I beat is pathetic ass no problem.

Rade: Oh yeah well all I can say is that this week at Insurrection crisis is going to get beat like a red headed step child in the middle of the ring, well rozz what do you want to go do I am not sitting at home all night with your ass.

Rozz: well lets go bowling.

Rade: sure why not we have nothing else better to do, say since im thinking about it have you seen that one chick around the G.W.A. she has blonde hair I think her name is Laura then there is that other hot looking chick her name is Natasha she is looking pretty good.

Rozz: Are you dumb they are with the guy that you have to fight crisis.

Rade: oh well grab your stuff and lets go to the bowling alley.

(Rade and rozz takes rozz jeep to the bowling alley cause Rade don’t have a cd player in his truck, rozz backs out of the driveway and spins out and there on there way.)

Rade: Hey asshole you need to calm it down they call it black top for a reason, besides it don’t look good with black marks all over the road.

Rozz: ok man take it easy, so when are you going to quit shopping at the dollar store and go to wall-mart and get a cd player.

Rade: I don’t know but do you think on the way we can stop and pickup David?

Rozz: David who?

Rade: David lindell rember him form school you too use to be like the best of friends all the time, then you did not graduate that one time and had to wait a extra year to finally graduate (Rade thinking to himself “God you suck”) but I saw him too day at the video store and he told me to tell you hey what’s up man.

Rozz: Oh yeah sure why not I haven’t seen him for a while, were does he live now?

Rade: Well he told me about Twelve miles out one eighty-five highway.

Rozz: Holy cow man why is he living all the way out there for that is a long ways out.

Rade: Yeah just keep driving and don’t complain it is the least you can do for me since I am letting you stay with me till you suck it up and be a man and apologize to Jackie.

Rozz: I will later when we get back I will call her and talk to her about what I did wrong.

Rade: what did you do wrong this time?

Rozz: Oh she was complaining cause I left the toilet blocked up with toilet paper and I went to work and she had to dig it out bare handed.

Rade: Oh that is gross I see now why she threw your ass out, well if you do that to my commode I am going to knock your ass out, hey there is David’s drive way there don’t peel out this time.

(Rozz and Rade pull up to the house and get out and go knock on the door David’s mom comes and answers the door.)


David’s mom: good god I have not seen you boys in a long time.

Rozz: it’s been awhile say is David home?


David’s mom: yeah want to talk to him he will be glad to see you guys he has been sitting home all day complaining that nobody ever comes and sees him anymore, well come on in boys and make yourselves at home I will go get David.

(She goes to the bottom of the staircase and starts screaming for David to come down to the living room.)

David: I’m coming hold your horse’s woman.

Rade: hey David hurry and get your ass down here I have somebody I want you to meet.

David: who is it, its not a girl is it cause I am not prepped up if it is.

Rade: no just get down here.

(David runs down the steps he gets about half way and trips over his own foot David comes tumbling down and hits the wall at the bottom of the steps, he gets up laughing.)

Rozz: Hey chino are you all right that look like an awful fall?

David: Yeah im all right he what are you doing here?

Rade: will talk about it on the way there we need to go.

David: were are we going? Well let me go grab some money.

Rade: Hurry up before they bowling alley closes.

(David runs up the stairs grabs some money and slowly walks down the steps, they all say good-bye to David’s mom and go hop in the jeep.)

Rade: so what have you been up to David?

David: I have been working at Mickey D’s still I will probably retire form there one day, but I am also still going out with the same girl form school.

Rozz: it’s the same way with me and Jackie im still with her.

Rade: Oh yeah well the last time I looked you were on her shit list.

Rozz: I will make up with her later now I want to go just clear my mind with a good game of bowling.

Rade: well finally were here I swear you drive like a old lady.

Rozz: well at least we got here on time.

(They all get out and make there way to the door and go inside they get to the counter and get there shoes and go to lane 10 they sit there stuff down, they all go get a ball that looks good and will fit there fingers.)

Rade: I got the best ball here.

Rozz: yeah right you only wish with this ball I am going to bowl the best game.

David: Rember the last time we went bowling that you through the ball all the way across the room, and knocked the ball over in the other lane.
(David and Rade start laughing at rozz, as his face turns red.)

Rade: oh yeah well now I want to see that perfect game you are going to bowl.

(Rade gets up to throw the first ball he lines them up and rolls the ball fast down the lane.)

Rade: OWWWW lookey at that I just made a strike Hey guys I have a question who is your daddy?

Rozz: Hold on I will show you how to do it.
(Rozz steps up and throws the ball with out a care in the world it rolls down the lane and hits two pins.)

Rozz: yahoooo can you feel that, I think I can pick that up with a spare are you ready to fall to defeat to me.

(Rozz gets back up and throws the ball it goes into the gutter and rozz gets mad and starts stomping his feet like a little kid, rozz sits down and then gets back up and goes looking for some more bowling balls to throw.)

Rade: what are you doing rozz you don’t need all those balls, David go ahead and go I think rozz is having a nervous break down over here?

David: Or you ready to loose cause I have gotten better since high school.

Rade: oh yeah well prove it.

(David rolls the ball and it makes a strike.)

Rade: not bad so you have been working on it?

David: yeah so what are you doing for a living now?

Rade: well rember when me and Rozz always said we were going to be wrestlers, well we made it we are getting ready for our matches this Wednesday I have to fight a guy name crisis, I will tell you what he has some nice looking women around him so they must be desperate for men if they are with him, And rozz has to fight this guy named odyssey were not worried we have them beat, then at the next pay-per-view me and rozz have a tag match for the belts, against snoops and assassin they will be no problem for us hell look at all the crap we did during high school we were always fighting.

David: yeah I know I rember the time that rozz got into the fight with Erick crock over at dopewell, rozz came out a winner but you could tell that he was hurt, his nose was bleeding and he was holding his lips. Then I rember you coming out of the office after you got into your fight with that one kid that got beat up by that girl, you had a fat lip were you said that you bit your lip then you had a pop knot on the back of your head were he suckered punched you.

Rade: yeah that was the good days there, well we still fight but with bigger guys than back in high school yeah like this guy crisis he is nothing to worry about just another wrestling wannabe that’s it, I will take care of him this week when I end his career and his life, kinda like rozz when Ethan Paul almost ended his life but he let him live, cause rozz was crying his eyes out when Ethan had that hockey stick over his throat choking the life out of him, then at the graduating party when rozz ran up and punched that one kid in the face for bumping into him that was funny it was a two hit fight rozz hitting that kid and then that kid hitting the ground.

David: I guess I was down passed out or on a beer run when that happened, well lets finish this game and go home I am starting to get tired.

(They start bowling about a hour later they finish the game and turn in there shoes and pay for the game and get the scoring sheet.)

Rade: well lookey who won boys David good job you beat me by one point.

Rozz: what was the score?

Rade: well David had a 278 I had a 277 and you (Rade starts laughing) well a 198 now I thought you were going to teach us how to bowl.

Rozz: It’s been awhile I was rusty.

(They hop back in the jeep and head towards David house, they get there and drop David off they say there good byes to him and they pull out of the driveway and they head back towards Rade house.)

Rade: well that was fun we will have to do it again sometime.

Rozz: yeah it was fun but next time lets play mini golf, I am better at that game I will really stomp you guys there.

Rade: I bet cause I suck at mini golf, well were finally home I am going to bed there is some covers and a pillow in the living room closet just get them out after you call Jackie and say your sorry.

Rozz: yeah I need to call her and say I love her.

Rade: well I am going to bed cause I am tired and I have a long day ahead of me I am going to the gym tomorrow to get in better shape, so I can really put it to crisis I want to see if he can survive the final Rade.

Rozz: ok good night and sweet dreams.

Rade: good night.

(The scene fades as you see Rade going to bed and rozz calling Jackie.)




HEY CRISIS CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FINAL RADE?

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