GUESS WHICH GURU CAT DADDY I AM?????? -- SB&B AND FABULOUS FACES PREDICTIONS

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Date Posted: 07:34:12 10/27/01 Sat
Author: Anonymous
Subject: GUESS WHICH GURU CAT DADDY I AM??????

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE CONTEMPLATING PURCHASING A NEW CAR. PERHAPS A PORSHE WOULD DO NICELY. BUT, THEY ARE RATHER EXPENSIVE. ALL THE PROFIT FROM THE NATIONALS IS PAYING FOR MY MONTH VACATION IN HAWAII, AND THE CRUISE AFTER THAT. PLUS, YOU KNOW A GIRL MUST HAVE SOME DESIGNER CLOTHES, AND NEW SHOES, AND JEWELRY TO MATCH AND A NEW FAKE FALSE FALL. I'VE GOT IT!!! THERE'S STILL TIME LEFT TO HAVE A PHOTO CONTEST FOR MORE POCKET MONEY. HMMMMMM, $50 PER PICTURE OUGHT TO DO QUITE NICELY. THEN I CAN OFFER A $100 BOND, OR BEAUTY FEE PAID. I THINK I'LL OFFER BEAUTY FEE PAID BECAUSE THAT COSTS ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! THEN ALL THE MONEY IS MINE, MINE, MINE!!! OH, I CAN HARDLY WAIT. YOU POOR SAPS WILL SEND IN 10 OR 20 PICTURES EACH, JUST SO THAT YOUR DIGITALLY ENHANCED WARTHOGS WIN. WHAT A TOTAL JOKE. DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE THOSE PICTURES JUDGED? THE CLOSEST THING TO JUDGING IS WHEN MY DOG SNIFFS WHICH ONE IT WILL PISS ON. YEP, I THROW THEM ALL ON THE FLOOR, AND LET THE DOGGIE DO THE PICKIN. THAT'S WHY I NEVER RETURN PICTURES ANYWAY. TOO MUCH HASSLE TO DROP THEM IN THE MAIL. I'M TOO BUSY DEPOSITING YOUR CASH IN MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT. SOME OF THOSE PICTURES ARE JUST HILARIOUS YOU KNOW. PLEASE!!! LIKE, DO YOU REALLY THINK I BELIEVE YOUR DAUGHTERS LOOK LIKE THAT? THOSE MAKEUP AND PHOTOGRAPHER PEOPLE REALLY HAVE A RACKET GOING THERE. MUST TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK TO CHANGE YOUR LITTLE UGLIES INTO PRESENTABLE PICTURES. NO WONDER THEY CHARGE A FORTUNE. WELL, THIS LITTLE SCAM WILL PROBABLY PUT ME IN MY PORSCHE. MAYBE I'LL HAVE A PHOTO OF THE MONTH CONTEST. THEN I CAN HAVE ALL THE MONEY 12 MONTHS OF THE YEAR!!! I'LL PUT THE WINNERS ON THE INTERNET, THEN IT WON'T COST ME A DIME IN PRINTING. THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. WHY, I JUST KNOW IT WILL WORK. I'M SURE I CAN CONTACT SOME OF MY OLD BUDDIES THAT DEAL IN KIDDIE PORN. ALL THOSE UNSUSPECTING PARENTS WILL BE PUTTING THEIR CHILDRENS' FACES RIGHT THERE ON THE BOARDS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY BRAGGING TO REALIZE THAT PERVERTS AND PSYCHOS ARE BUSY MAKING PICTURES OF THEIR DARLINGS. BUT, SO WHAT, I'LL BE MAKING A FORTUNE. CAN EVERYBODY SAY CHEEEEEEESE?

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