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Re: Lambrini N64 Drinking Game

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Odd job

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Date Posted: 05:14:38 01/04/02 Fri
In reply to: timw 's message, "Lambrini N64 Drinking Game" on 15:45:04 01/03/02 Thu

Lambrini Mr Bond?

Very well, you have shown courage and strength in reaching this message board, therefore I see it only fair to disclose the secret of the n64 drinking game.( only its a bit crap really)however if you are shit at Nintendo games you are guarenteed to get absolutely rat arsed in a short amount of time.
This is a game for 4 players aged 3+, you will need a couple of really big bottles of the devil piss that is Lambrini and an N64 with a copy of Goldeneye.Firstly, it is better that you all drink a half pint of Lambrini as it losens the tounge , you start to loose your inhibitions and begin to suffer that all powerful warm feeling that only lambrini can deliver.Go to the game options and select golden gun mode then play the game, every time someone dies they have to drink three fingers of Lambrini before they may continue.This is good as after a few deaths the player becomes more and more disorientated yet the person with the skills to collect the golden gun first has the unbeatable pleasure of watching the health of their friends deteriorate until tempers fray and minor scuffles break out on the living room carpet.The winner shall be victorious and not have to drink lambrini , the loser shall probably follow through and sleep in a wheelie bin on the way home.
If you are feeling extra adventurous why not combine lambrini and big chunks of tinned peaches- after downing your Lambrini you must swallow an oversized chunk of tinned peach in syrup whole, this version is only for the most experienced hardcore gamers and ensures lambrini marks all over the carpet.

Enjoy.
( you don`t have to play this game to Goldeneye, why not use another game like speedball2 or Daley Thompson`s sporting challenge- go on try it at home you are only limited by your own imagination!)

I need a job.

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Re: Lambrini N64 Drinking Game	timw	09:54:30 01/05/02 Sat