Date Posted:10:55:45 10/04/01 Thu Author: Nixon Subject: Victory By Any Means Necessary
Sure, I could present you with some vapid words of encouragement or puerile chants, as some of my fellow Impressions coworkers have churned out onto their own progeny – offering you no more than hollow motivations. But no... That’s not my style. Instead, I offer you genuine guidance and an overarching philosophy:
Play dirty.
That’s right. Take advantage of every opportunity, by hook or by crook (and I don’t mean crook as in a shepherd's staff). I suggest infiltrating the enemy, learning their secrets, and using the information to your own ends. Try posing as one of them online and planting seeds of internal insurrection. Turn them against themselves, thus distracting them from the goal and wasting their efforts.
To be blunt, I expect nothing less than the full deployment of every underhanded, dishonest, conniving bit of scheming and skullduggery to fulfill the End Goal: TO WIN!
Raw talent will only get you so far. In order to assure victory, the competition must be weakened and ultimately ruined! Brute strength must be utilized along with cunning stealth.
And just so you know... I have it on very good authority that certain members of team itchy (all other teams are to be written in lowercase) are, shall we say, uncertain of their ability to accomplish the End Goal. They’re weak! Other teams have barely exchanged any information at all. team kraken seems to be well under way, so they are your primary target!
