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Date Posted: 1/05/07 5:22pm
Author: Mr Svennsson
Subject: Polish speaking man

We urgently require a Polish speaking man for a Greek club opening in the west end of London on the 30th May. The ideal applicant will have Russian and Flemish as a 3rd and fourth language and will be fluent in Cantonese and Swaili. Applicants should send a letter of application in their own handwriting (Spanish)to the following address: The Sushi Smoochy Club, 94b Meinster Mews, London WI 4RR.

Yours Sincerely
Lesigor Constantinosky MD

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[> Re: Polish speaking man -- Tommy Smithe, 1/05/07 8:07pm

Lesigor,

I was wondering if you would consider my application, although I don’t speak or even understand Polish I am adept at making hand gestures which I have been told are understood all over the world. As a matter of fact I say very little as I have found my great size (32 stone) and nearly 2 meter tall frame have required me to talk very little to get what I want.

Feel free to contact my present employer, Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. of
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall for recommendation or Meat Free Chicken Casserole for whom I was a faithful employee for years. I am sure they will provide you with the appropriate references and my list of people skills relating to your club.

Tommy (Two-Tonne) Smithe


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