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Date Posted: 17/05/07 7:53pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: World`s gone mad
In reply to:
Broomstick Pickles
's message,
"Re: World`s gone mad" on
15/05/07 9:30pm
My good man Broomstick Pickles,
I must strongly advise you to stay away from Dr. VonScrotum at all costs. While his offer of free training and certification in Neuro Surgery may sound appealing it is only a ploy to lure people such as yourself to Argentina. Once in Argentina, you would find you passport confiscated and be put to work at one of Dr. VonScrotum’s many “Clinics” which in reality are nothing more than state run slaughterhouses scattered about Patagonia.
On the other hand I had no idea you aspired to be Commandering Chief of the Metropolitan Police. Acting Chief Constable Elton Nabber is a client of our firm, having been falsely accused several times of wielding a truncheon menacingly at OAP’s and the like. If you would like I can put in a word with Acting Chief Constable Nabber and perhaps have him reconsider your application. As usual we will require a “placement” fee, something like say £ 5000 to be delivered down by the docks at midnight. In return for all this our firm only asks that you occasionally look the other way and make sure any “evidence” is misplaced should it be damaging to our interests.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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