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Date Posted: 30/08/07 5:37pm
Author: Kevin Langstrom
Subject: Re: Pets are lazy buggers
In reply to:
Sargeant Daphne Reynolds
's message,
"Re: Pets are lazy buggers" on
29/08/07 6:56pm
My Dearest Daphne,
Those three months in the Shetland Isles are forever burned into my memory. My only regret is that we had to cut it short after that nasty business with the Anglican Church tour group, the pony and the otter. As for my wife, I had to tell here something so I concocted the pacemaker story and the good “Surgeon Professor Jalalabadcad” was kind enough to go along with the ruse for a few quid. As a matter of fact he not a surgeon at all, I found him waiting for the bus and struck up a conversation wherein I discovered he was in fact an out of work fishmonger. He was so good in his role that the old Sow hasn’t tried to get amorous since for fear my having another “attack”. I’ll be by Friday and wait for your signal that he is sufficiently tranquillized. Perhaps we can have a romp on the billiard table in his study again but forgo the spike heels this time so as not to damage the felt.
Counting the seconds and hoping the industrial strength Viagra arrives in today’s post.
Kevin Langstrom
Trolley Motorman and collector of rare sardine tins
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