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Date Posted: 3/04/08 8:03pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Spam Wholesale Business for Sale

My firm has a lucrative exclusive distributorship available in the greater London area, long hours, hard work and small profit. The former "THIS IS SPAM! Ltd.” will be auctioned to the highest bidder on the eleventh day of April 2008. There are no guarantees as this business had been poorly managed by the previous proprietor one Mr. Stefan Rodrigues who mysteriously disappeared last month.

The business consists of keeping a supply of SPAM stocked at markets around the area; currently there are 250,000 tins of the product in storage which will be made available to the winning bidder for a small storage fee. Also included in the purchase is a small one room flat with one months back rent due, a 1958 Morris Minor, a half jar of Marmalade, miscellaneous clipboards, previously chewed gum and a medium size chest freezer that has been welded shut.

Contact my office for details.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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