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Date Posted: 21/03/07 1:18pm
Author: Roger Stewart
Subject: Hips

It has always come from the hips,that long slow powerful motion that overcomes everything,the eyes are usually shut and the hearing,well,it seems as though something has switched it off.That familiar voice in your head which sounds like your Mothers,"STOP IT CYRIL YOU,L GO BLIND, YOUR FATHER WILL DEAL WITH YOU"is best ignored at this time,you just have to reach 50MPH on the exercise bike that you paid 200 quid for.It WAS your mums voice and all she could hear from behind your closed door was a rhythmic pumping and groaning as you strived to reach the magic figure,she will tell Dad and it will become another defining moment in the forming of your character,because no one will believe you,you little Tosser.

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