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Date Posted: 21/03/07 6:49pm
Author: British Gas
Subject: Re: British Gas
In reply to: Roger Stewart 's message, "British Gas" on 21/03/07 1:31pm

Roger,

Thank you for your letters. We will be dispatching workmen to disconnect your gasometer immediately as you seem to have no further use of it. Future calls to Transco emergency service on 0800 111 999 however will be ignored since you will no longer be a valued customer.

We hope you enjoy your dinner cooked over the slowly smoldering droppings you collect from the homeless. Might I further suggest you look around for any local large breed dogs and follow them on their daily rounds, their diet would probably be more suitable for combustion although the cheep wine of the homeless diet may seem to indicate otherwise.

British Gas

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