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Date Posted: 22/03/07 9:45pm
Author: Slobadon Slobazedzski
Subject: i, this countrie

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i cum this countrie to look job and crumpit. wHere i foind womans who resemball dOLly ParTon? i loike womans wid beeg baloons loike dollY. i thrust mi how yu say "bOnce" in dem cleavages and suk like dYson vacum kleener.
rEGards
Slobby

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[> Re: i, this countrie -- Daphne Stard, 22/03/07 9:54pm

Dear Slobby
Welcome to wonderful England. The best advice I can give is for you to visit a shop known as a "Taxidermist" and say in your best english: "Well stuff me stupid i`m so pleased to be here." This will ensure that you are surrounded by a bevvy of beauties instantly and all your prayers will have been answered mush.
Daph..

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