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>Spam Wholesale Business for Sale -- Hon. Roger Q. >Shlockman III Esq., 3/04/08 8:03pm > My firm has a lucrative exclusive distributorship >available in the greater London area, long hours, hard >work and small > profit. The former "THIS IS SPAM! Ltd.” will be >auctioned to the highest bidder on the eleventh day of >April 2008. > There are no guarantees as this business had been >poorly managed by the previous proprietor one Mr. >Stefan > Rodrigues who mysteriously disappeared last >month. > > The business consists of keeping a supply of SPAM >stocked at markets around the area; currently there >are 250,000 > tins of the product in storage which will be made >available to the winning bidder for a small storage >fee. Also included in > the purchase is a small one room flat with one >months back rent due, a 1958 Morris Minor, a half jar >of Marmalade, > miscellaneous clipboards, previously chewed gum >and a medium size chest freezer that has been welded >shut. > > Contact my office for details. > > Sincerely, > > Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. > Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall > Attorneys at Law

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