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Date Posted: 21/03/07 1:31pm
Author: Roger Stewart
Subject: British Gas

Thanks so much for the sympathy and understanding,your warmth and comfort are only surpassed by the rancid pong of your company's product,I shall collect and burn the droppings of homeless people just to spite you and your corporation,It beggars belief that a provider of basic services should adopt a viewpoint far above their place in life,I would hope that a plague descends upon your gasometer and grit infests your jets.

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[> Re: British Gas -- British Gas, 21/03/07 6:49pm

Roger,

Thank you for your letters. We will be dispatching workmen to disconnect your gasometer immediately as you seem to have no further use of it. Future calls to Transco emergency service on 0800 111 999 however will be ignored since you will no longer be a valued customer.

We hope you enjoy your dinner cooked over the slowly smoldering droppings you collect from the homeless. Might I further suggest you look around for any local large breed dogs and follow them on their daily rounds, their diet would probably be more suitable for combustion although the cheep wine of the homeless diet may seem to indicate otherwise.

British Gas


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