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>Well the Running of the goats in Mevagissey went off >splendidtly as usual only three "reported" fatalities, >5 less than last year. > >My associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of >Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. provided >security this year and altough they did not have the >Zodiac boat or their Sikorsky helicoptor due to budget >restraints they manageged to keep people in line with >their Uzi submachine gun's. > >The event raised over 2000 euros out of which at least >7 went to the Mevagissey council for their efforts at >fundraising. > >Not too shabby and a good goat roast afterwards, hope >to see you all there next year with your wallets at >the ready. > >Sincerely, > >Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. >Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall >Attorneys at Law > >PS- Kneebraker is still avalable for child's parties >and he can just "influence" the birthday boy or girl >for a price.

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