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Date Posted: 13/04/06 9:17pm
Author: Mortimer Crumbcake
Subject: Re: Business ideas?
In reply to: Moses Alexander 's message, "Business ideas?" on 13/04/06 8:17pm

Dear Moses Alexander,

I think I have a solution for both our problems but it must remain confidential as there are unscrupulous people who would cause us both harm. I have received information on Peruvian Cornflakes, it seems these are quite the cats pajamas in Peru this year. Hearing about your unfortunate investment in a batch of left handed Wellington boots "but the screens were too dim, particularly bad when the sun shone brightly on them" I could have advised you the right handed ones were the only ones produced in Mongolia that worked.

But back to my offer, I am sure the Peruvian’s would not know a left from a right Wellington, and furthermore by stuffing said Wellington’s with Cornflakes they would be doubly attractive. What I propose is with my cornflakes and your wellies we load up a container ship and set off for Peru to make our fortune. Of course I would not accompany you on the trip for security reasons. If you would just transfer your funds to Cayman Bank SA account number 3A34589K we can get things going.


Mortimer Crumbcake
Senior Sales Representative
Bedbeger International

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