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Date Posted: 19/05/06 8:39pm
Author: Chef Ruinsfood
Subject: Recipe : Mobile Phone Pudding


To celebrate the publication of my new cookbook, 100 Recipes for Mobile Phones, I thought I would share this recipe with you. Serves 4.

1. Take an old unwanted mobile phone and chop it up into small pieces the size of a pea. I usually massage the phone first by running the car over it a couple of times. Some people balk at the battery, but don't throw it away, it contains all the goodness and vitamins.
2. Mix with 3 elephants eggs - chicken eggs will do, but elephants eggs add a distinctive flavour.
3. Add one cup of flour and stir.
4. Add two tablespoons of sugar and a tablespoon of washing powder.
5. Half a cup of milk, mix it all in a blender and its ready to cook.

Spoon into a pudding basin, and steam for an hour.

Mmmm, scrumpious with golden syrup.

Let me know what you think, and don't forget to pick up a copy of my book.

Chef Ruinsfood

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