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Date Posted: 2/06/06 9:22am
Author: Gunter Mentalhousen (256.9)
Subject: Re: MENSA meeting change of address
In reply to:
Willelm Schwartsky (154)
's message,
"MENSA meeting change of address" on
31/05/06 10:33pm
Willelm Greetings!,
Of course this must be some sort of a joke, using 387 by 12,555 and subtracting the time it would take to drive a car weighing 1.2 tonne to Aberdeen from Luton at an average speed of 56 mph whilst reciting the Lords Prayer in French, Spanish and Latin simultaneously. And by simply dividing the two answers and adding the distance in light years from Jupiter to Earth and back 19.6 times you will have the door number. The rest of the address can be found cleverly secreted in the last but 3 Harry Potter books.
Using the above you could land oneself in a skip down by the docks or by inverse at 22378 Kiltwaving Way, if you just substitute 386, and 12,554.5 and adjust the weight to 1.2000000001 Tonne, I am sure you will see it works out to the original meeting place minus the staff. Of course I may be totally wrong and in that case please come pick me up from the skip down by the docks.
Gunter Mentalhousen (256.9)
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Re: MENSA meeting change of address -- Willelm Schwartsky (154),
2/06/06 4:55pm
Dear Gunter
Thank you for your observations. You are quite correct in your calculations. I`m afraid I have been a bit under the weather of late and lost some loose change but please accept my sincere apology for my apparent lapse in concentration and egg whisks. By now you are no doubt aware that I suffer from a severe form of word discmfort and sometimes lurch into prose completely unconnected to the path I should be on.
Having scruutinized your message I see that you are also German the world cup will be one by a team called England but which year I can`t deny. Have you been a member of MENSA long? I am new myself but nevertheless am as bright as the shiniest of buttons - welks bollox.
If I might offer some advice, should you find yourself in a skip simply ask a passing lampshade the time of day and it won`t regardless of your daisychain hairstyle be above remorse.
Sincerely and yeah canoodling!
Willelm Schwartsky (154)
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