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Date Posted: 6/06/06 7:38pm
Author: A. Beourocrat
Subject: Re: It simply cannot go on like this!
In reply to:
Ivor Snouteworthy
's message,
"Re: It simply cannot go on like this!" on
6/06/06 2:56pm
Dear Mr. Snouteworthy,
While your suggestions may sound reasonable to most, you must realize without regulations and a system of checks and balances such as laid down by the Ministry of Redundant Regulations & Hobbles our government would fall in to chaos and anarchy.
Why just this morning I received a dispatch from the Undersecretary Of Keystroke Counting, informing me I was approaching my quota of keystrokes again. Some years ago I brought up just such a suggestion and the Home Office of That’s How It’s Always Been Done nearly removed my pension. So you can plainly see the system works.
I have implemented some of your ideas however, I have filed with the Ministry of Advertising a request for placing an advert for staff. This should be approved by 2031 at the latest. I am also requesting clarification from the Ministry of Redundant Regulations & Hobbles to see if indeed I could contact the electricity board myself or would need to have the Department of Minor Details make initial contact. As for purchase of a truck, it’s completely out of the question. I have proposed to the Committee for Possible Ideas that we instead have the candidates run naked from central London to Surrey then back to the stumbling block arena. This suggestion was well received as the time saved disrobing for physical examinations would speed up the process not to mention weeding out the ones who lack stamina.
If your still interested in public service, I suggest you contact the Ministry of Forms for Form #389 (Request to request forms)
Sincerely,
A. Beourocrat
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Correction -- A. Beourocrat,
6/06/06 8:42pm
Dear Mr. Snouteworthy,
The Ministry of Forms has notified me Form #389 (Request to request forms) is no longer available. It seems that the Ministry of Skip Diving for Xerox Supplies Behind the Office Park has lost it’s top man Derrick. Derrick was top notch at finding used toner and ink cartridges and will be sorely missed. Tuesday last he was procuring supplies when the lorry emptied the skip and Derrick.
You may still apply by sending a hand written request to the Home Office for Hand Written Correspondence, with a request to forward it to the Ministry of Forms for approval. If approved, as soon as the Ministry of Skip Diving for Xerox Supplies Behind the Office Park has replaced Derrick you will once again be able to request Form #389 (Request to request forms).
In the meantime please feel free to call the Department of Calls On Hold Waiting in a Long Queue for updates on the situation.
Sincerely,
A. Beourocrat
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